I was informed that it would be within our best practices to send you this atypical letter asking for assistance with our current situation concerning Magdalena and Siegel.
They have already begun to display symptoms and we are concerned that we will not have the means or finances to aid them as these symptoms progress.
With that, we have been directed that it may be advised for us to politely request assistance in the form of two instances of... S.C.P. five-hundred, as one person has called it. I believe that they used the same title as you did in calling it the 'cure-all pill'.
If you are incapable of assisting us in this matter, the consideration and time spent on reading this has been truly appreciated. Please do not feel obligated to help unless you are both capable of and eager to do so.
Thank you and I wish you the best,
While uncustomary of myself to hand-write letters, I felt that this way would be the best.
I met with my council and we discussed the situation, ultimately voting on this matter. You may have spotted a tin next to this letter in the envelope. There are five (5) red pills, which we have called "SCP-500". Magdalena and Siegel should be given one (1) pill, to be taken orally. The diseases and symptoms will alleviate within 2 hours, the speed depending on the severity of symptoms. We have provided three (3) extra in case anybody else caught Tuberculosis.
I pray that you don't have to open that Encyclopedia for a long time, especially not without something that can grant you immunity to its effects. Please be careful, and I hope you and your club can stay safe.
Sincerely,
Pixel (Ten), from the Tempest Construct.
PostScript: Send my wishes to Magdalena and Siegel.