#lestradeart

Mycroft : It's time to give up and ask me to teach you. Right Greg?

Greg : Hmm.

Sherlock : Mycey, Greg, I want to sit between you.

Sherlock : Tut-tut Greg. You can't even solve this problem? You truly are just one of the real people! You better beg Mycey to help you, quickly! I'll let you borrow my Mycey just this once! Mycey is brilliant so he can solve a problem like this at once-

Greg : Hey. . . Discipline your brother.

Mycroft : I do discipline him. This is the result.

Greg : . . . . .

John : We just started drinking, and the Holmes brothers are wrecked.

Greg : They're such lightweights. Let's put them here!

John : G. . . Greg! Are these two angels. . . or goddesses. . . !?

Greg : They're such beautiful brothers if only they keep their mouths shut!! Let's film them!

John : Oh, look at Sherlock! He's sniffing Mycroft!

Sherlock : This smell fills me with longing??? It makes me comfortable. It's safe. It fills me with longing. I want to hug him. Who is it? He's warm. He's someone I can be a child with? It fills me with longing. It's a good smell. I want to hug him!

Sherlock : Mycey <3

John : G. . . Greg! I'm seeing something I shouldn't. . .

Greg : Shh! We must film them!!

Sherlock : Please please please! Mummy says no unless you're with me! Let's go pick pine cones together, please!?

Mycroft : It doesn't have to be today. . .

Sherlock : It has to be on a rainy day!

Mycroft : We have homework,

Sherlock : Will you help me? Please.

Mycroft : (What do we do)

Greg : (I'll leave it to you)

Mycroft : . . . Only one hour.

Sherlock : Yes!!

Sherlock : Mycey!! Today at school. . .

Greg : I'm telling you that I don't understand this!!!!!

Mycroft : Sigh. . . Do you know what it's like to have to explain the same thing over and over again. . .

Greg : It's because you use excessively difficult words. Stop showing off!

Mycroft : Make an effort and use your brain.

Sherlock : M. . . Mycey! Look how I did on the test we worked on. . . .

Mycroft : Tomorrow at eight. . . . . Sorry? Wait. . What? Greg, stop speaking with your mouth full. . . . You can tell me about the doughnut tomorrow.

Sherlock : Greg, Greg, Greg, always Greg!!! He's my Mycey!

Greg : Hey! Sherlock! Hullo!! Is Mycey around-

Sherlock : Shut up Graham!! This is our house, so obviously Mycroft is around!! What is it like in your funny little brain Gavin Lestrade!! Why do you have to make such a racket every morning? I don't know why Mycroft-

Greg : Wh. . . What is it? Did I do something?

Mycroft : I have no idea. By the way, how many times must I tell you to stop calling me "Mycey"? You truly are incapable of learning. You're less than a dog.

Greg : . . . . . . These brothers are a pain in the arse!!!

Mycroft : What.

Greg : Sherlock, you won't sit on my lap today?

Sherlock : Right now I only want Mycey.

Mycroft : (happy)

Greg : He did a spin at John's wedding. Our Sherlock! I was surprised that he's good at dancing. And he looked so proud doing it! He must have a lot of confidence.

Mycroft : Confidence? That child?

Mycroft : It can't be! That child is inferiority complex personified (due to the way I raised him), so he could not have that much confidence. . . . .

Mycroft : Yes, and then make a quick turn.

Sherlock : Like this?

Mycroft : (He move like a little monkey.) Haha. Well done, Sherlock.

Mycroft : Oh.

Mycroft : Yes, that's it. He still remembers the only time ever that I praised him!? Oh Sherlock, that's so touching!!