‘ Y/N: I don’t know. I like tall guys, like Sherlock. No offence John.
John: None taken.
Sherlock: Tallness is an illusion. Advantages of a good coat and a short friend.
*Lestrade tries to make himself taller.*
Y/N: Don’t try to strain yourself Greg. You are still tall, at least taller than me. *leans up and kisses him* ‘








