#lestat omo

From @linkspussy ‘s fantasy Omovember

Lestat was dying, not really, but he felt like he was. He really needed to pee, but he had to finish one more song on his set before there was a break when he could go back to his dressing room for a few minutes.

Lestat was shaking in his knees as he sped through his song. The audience would have just thought it was part of the act and not that he was dying for a pee.

The song finally ended and the stage lights went black. The vampire rockstar dashed backstage. He made his way down the hall until he reached a door labeled “The Vampire Lestat”. It was his dressing room and there was a single urinal in his dressing room for his personal convenience.

The urinal only had a small partition for privacy. It wasn’t really a problem since he was the only one in the dressing room. Lestat ran to it and pulled down the front of his latex pants. He let out a sigh as he released a stream of reddish-orange piss into the urinal.

“Lestat, do you have a kidney infection? Your piss is super bloody?” It was his band mate Tough Cookie, how did she get in here.

“As a vampire my pee always looks like this,” Lestat replied with an annoyed tone in his voice.

“So weren’t BSing about the Vampire thing,” Tough Cookie replied.

“No I wasn’t, mon ami,” Lestat replied as kept peeing. Peeing in front of a girl was awkward for the vampire, but he also knew that privacy is a rare thing when you were on tour. He had also seen his male band mates relive themselves in the shared facilities of dressing rooms and tour buses and it was nothing new.