#lerran

20. Role Model: No one

[12:33:12 PM] 5th Child: Byaku's says 'I am' on the front and 'Return to' on the back. . . and Phans is the opposite.

Lerran and Magia are the most dysfunctional of the pairings. Though that's what you get when you have two Tsundere together.

The manka nestle close to their kittens, The nerf have laid down with the grazer, You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the kriff to sleep. The windows are dark in the town, child. The firaxa huddle down in the deep. I'll read you one very last book if you swear You'll go the kriff to sleep. The thranta who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep. I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit, stop lying. Lie the kriff down, my darling, and sleep. The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon. The vrelt, they make not a peep. It's been 38 minutes already! Jesus Christ! What the kriff?! Go to sleep! All the younglings from daycare are in dreamland, The frogdog has made his last leap. Hell no, you can't go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The kriff to sleep. The xandu fly forth from the treetops, Through the air, they soar and they sweep. A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love. For real, shut the kriff up and sleep. The cubs and the nexu are snoring, Wrapped in a big, snuggly heap. How come you can do all this other great shit, But you can't lie the kriff down and sleep? The seeds slumber beneath the earth now, And the crops that the farmers will reap. No more questions, this interview's over. I got two words for you, youngling: kriffing sleep. The vine cat reclines in the simmering jungle, The orobird has silenced her cheep. Kriff your stuffed bursa, I'm not getting you shit! Close your eyes, cut the crap, sleep! The flowers doze low in the meadows, And high on the mountains so steep, My life is a failure, I'm a shitty-ass parent! Stop kriffing with me, please, and sleep. The giant bormu of Balmorra are snoozing As I lie here and openly weep. Sure, fine, whatever, I'll bring you some nerf milk. Who the kriff cares? You're not gonna sleep. This room is all I can remember, The furniture crappy and cheap. You win, you escape, you run down the hall As I nod the kriff off and sleep. Bleary and dazed, I awaken To find your eyes shut, so I keep My fingers crossed tight as I tiptoe away And pray that you're kriffing asleep. We're finally watching our holofilm, Popcorn's in the microwave, BEEP! Aw shit, goddamn it, you've got to be kidding! Come on, go the kriff back to sleep!

Xhao: Black cherry ice cream, and most pastry.Padnas: Sweet teas and plain vanilla ice cream. He also likes cookies.SEVER: Most sweets with coconut or pineapple… but over all he doesn’t really eat many.Lerran: Dark chocolates, he doesn’t like ice cream.Aemaer: Blue Moon, and he isn’t really picky about other types of sweets. He’ll eat most of them.Byakurai: He used to like cake, but he can’t really taste it any more.Tobias: Likes hard candies, and he doesn’t really eat ice cream much but prefers strawberry when he does.

Food Lerran - Anything healthy Gevan - Simple foods and mushrooms Sky - Home cooked meals and spicy foods Vicen - Anything Vicen grew up with no money and most of her money goes to medical bills from her pit fights. So she just cherishes having food in the first place.

Magia's words: lolnope