đ âDeadpan Down: The Tickle Takedown of Maiâ
The afternoon sun bathed the palace courtyard in gold, casting long shadows across the sparring circle. Ty Lee bounced on her toes, hands poised, eyes twinkling.
âReady?â she chirped.
Across from her, Mai rolled her eyes. âYouâre always ready. Letâs just get this over with.â
She moved in a blurâthrowing knives from her sleeves, each one aimed precisely. Ty Lee cartwheeled, flipped, and ducked around every single one like it was a game of tag. She came in low, landed a perfect roll, andâtap-tap-tapâthree swift strikes to Maiâs shoulder, wrist, and lower back.
Mai froze. Mid-throw.
âUgh.â Her arm dropped uselessly. âChi blocking again. Cheap shot.â
âItâs not a cheap shot, itâs an art form!â Ty Lee beamed, hands on her hips. âThat was a clean win, Miss Daggers.â
Mai just stood there, arms limp, her usual blank expression firmly in place. âNot a win. I can still glare you to death.â
Ty Lee huffed. âOh, come on! Youâre paralyzed, Mai. That means you lost.â
No response.
Ty Lee poked her ribs once. âMaiiiiii.â
Nothing. Not even a twitch.
She poked again. Harder. This time, right beneath the ribs. Mai jerked slightlyâand thenâ
âPff.â
A tiny, unmistakable giggle.
Ty Lee froze. Her eyes widened, lips slowly curling into a mischievous grin. âWaaait a secondâŚâ
âDonât.â Mai warned, her voice still monotone but now edged with panic.
âOh-ho-ho, donât what?â Ty Lee sang, wiggling her fingers with exaggerated slowness. âDonât do⌠this?â
Wiggle-wiggle-wiggleâright at Maiâs sides.
Mai twitched violently, then broke into a sudden burst of stifled laughter.
âTyâLeeâDONâTâhaâSTOPââ
âWow, for someone so deadpan, youâre so alive right now!â Ty Lee giggled gleefully.
She danced around Mai like a sugar-high lemur, poking under her arms, tracing circles along her ribs, then zeroing in on the real jackpotâMaiâs bare feet, still planted stiffly in her sandals.
âOh no,â Ty Lee gasped dramatically. âLook at these poor, unprotected feet! Who would dare tickle them?â
âTy Lee, I swear, I willâHAHAAâNOâNOT MY FEETââ
She slipped a sandal off with ease and ran her fingers down the sole. Mai let out a shocked bark of laughter.
Now it was full-on.
âS-stahahapâthis is childishââ
âAdmit defeat!â Ty Lee sang, now scribbling her fingers under Maiâs knees and wiggling up her sides like a human tickle machine. âSay âTy Lee is the greatest chi-blocking princess everâ and I might consider mercy!â
Mai tried to glare, but her head flopped uselessly, her stoic mask crumbling under helpless giggles. âT-tyâLeeâNOHOHOâYOUâgiggle fiendââ
âGiiiiggle fiiiiend~?â Ty Lee pouted. âThatâs not very nice. Maybe you need to be reminded of whoâs in chargeâŚâ
She unleashed the combo: ribs + underarms + a foot scribble. Mai buckled (as much as she could while paralyzed), laughing so hard her usual monotone broke into high-pitched gasps.
âOKAY! YOU WIN! YOU WIN!â
Ty Lee stopped instantly, arms in the air like she just scored in a pro-bending match. âVictoryyyyy~!â
Mai stood there, breathing hard, hair in her face, cheeks pink, trying to regain her dignity.
ââŚIf you tell anyone about this, Iâll throw a dagger between your teeth.â
Ty Lee just grinned. âYour secretâs safe with me.â
Pause.
ââŚUnless you ever try to say youâre not ticklish again.â
Mai sighed. âI hate you.â
âAwwww. I love you too!â Ty Lee chirped, skipping off before another dagger could come flying.


















