Anon request: Swatch tickle headcanons! Everybody's favorite head butler!
Tries to stay neutral to the whole thing, because they are BUSY, thank you. Being head butler and running a cafe keeps them busy enough without any extra shenanigans!
We wouldn't be here if they were lucky enough to go by unscathed. Got tagged by Spamton a lot when he lived in the mansion, sometimes gets tagged by the Swatchlings, too.
Honestly gets really kind of irritated if you bother them during work. Tells you that its "terribly uncouth" and to "please see yourself out until you can behave".
......Is far more tolerable of it outside of working hours. Might even humor you with a laugh and no insults. Tries not to engage, really. I would say that they have a silly streak with friends but no. They're really just. Reserved.
Which is why others think its endearing to hear their laugh. Starts out as a restrained chuckle (deep and kind of handsome?) but can turn into a shrill bird squawk if they get caught off-guard. They get embarrassed by it.
Sides are fun to tase, because you'll get a silly bird shriek. Ticklish wings propaganda from me, as always, by the way. Otherwise not really ticklish, sorry to say.
They blush so brightly afterwards and awkwardly fix their suit. Refuses to talk about it unless someone keeps pushing. In which case...
Rarely engages. Very sorry, but they are reserved and professional most of the time.
The times they DO engage though...... ough. Covered in feathers and pretty strong, you do the math. If they decide to lock you in place, you aren't going anywhere. Just ask Spamton-
Quiet ler most of the time. Does not say much, and you'd be surprised how much worse it makes the sensations. They only engage if you've really pissed them off/otherwise started the whole thing, so they get very amused watching their lee start pleading and trying to bargain. Spends almost the entire time looking down at them with a very difficult to read expression.
Not immune to funny/cute reactions. They get a small smile or maybe an "Aww".
Has tickled the absolute life out of Spamton when they were friends. Secretly thought it was fun to watch the big shot get taken down several notches, thought it was even more fun to watch him visibly flinch every time Swatch laid a hand on his shoulder.
............Service lers for Queen.
Is a gentlebird, and won't tell anyone about his lee's sensitivity. At least the secret is safe with them!