#ler!janus

I've been talking the talk about lee!roman recently and I needed everyone to know what I've been picturing in the form of a scribble

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+bonus super old art

This is from 2021 (!!???!!?)

Some of my earliest dabbles into absolutely destroying this man as you can see I've always been a fan

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It started with going to the kitchen in tears from another emotional crash. Next it was Patton being held up by two of Remus’ tentacles. Patton shrank a bit as he tried blinking the tears out of his eyes so that they would go away faster.

“A-a-ah… Re-mus…” “Whatcha frowny about Froggo~?” “Oh it’s nothing, kiddo! You don’t have to–”

Patton felt his shirt rise up but Remus’ hands hadn’t moved yet. Then he heard the smooth chuckles of the deceptive trait.

“Lying again, are we? That is very fitting for the embodiment of morality~” “Jan? Ree? What is this about?” “Time to cheer up, Uh oh, Daddy-O!”

Remus’ tentacle that was around Patton’s wrists rose up a little more so his knees would bend. Now that second tentacle could comfortably wrap around Patton’s thigh so he was secured in the air.

“All stranded, Janny!” “Indeed~ Now will you tell us why you are upset Patton?”

Patton felt his toes being held back before two hands scratched into his soles. He burst into giddy giggles.

“Jahahahan!” “Aww~ Such a cute little tadpole we have here~”

Remus wiggled his finger into Patton’s navel, causing tears to spill from the moral facet’s eyes.

“Rehehehemus!” “Aww, what’s the matter, Daddy~? Can’t stand the tummy tickles~? Are you going to keep moving around like a caught fish on a line~?”

Patton’s bashful blush went down to the nape of his neck as he tried wiggling more, only for Janus to put a hand under each of his armpits and claw. Patton went limp and just cackled insanely.

“Ooh wee! Found a cackle corner~ Let me find one~”

Remus let the tip of his tentacle that was around Patton’s thigh wiggled and “kissed” Patton’s inner thigh.”

“NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!” “FOUND ANOTHER ONE!! HAHA!!” “REE-EEP!!”

Janus squeeze one of Patton’s sides as he fell into even more peals of laughter to which Remus started teasingly cooing at him.

“Aww, look at you! Can we keep him, Dee?”

Janus smirked as he went for a different tickling method of Patton’s soles.

Patton hiccuped and cackled for hours after. At least he wasn’t sad anymore.

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Janus has had enough of Thomas’ melancholy for one week. He rose up in the human’s bedroom, sitting down on the edge of the bed as Thomas lazily scrolled on his phone.

“Smile for me!” “H-Huh…”

Thomas squeaked and moved for foot back under the blankets when Janus’ gloved hand swiped them.

“I just love repeating myself~” “Jahahahanus… d-dohohon’t…” “Don’t what, my dear host~? Touch you here? Or here?”

Thomas curled up as Janus snatched his phone away, going for Thomas’ neck. Thomas giggled and squirmed like a laughing toddler.

“Time for some real self-care.” “Plehehehehease!”

Janus let Thomas go, the latter person having a smile that looked like it would break his face.

“Now if I don’t have to do this again, I won’t insist on a certain Duke to come after you instead.”

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"Come ohohohon, Jan! Please! I’m sorry!"

This had to be the umpteenth time that Janus has had to drag Kronos out from his cozy cave to interact with the real world. Kronos was used to the peace and quiet and hiding out in his room was the best way to maintain that old habit. But Janus wasn’t going to have another Virgil walking around.

"Hmm… are you sure, darling?"

Kronos squeaked and curled up as Janus pinned him down and went for his sides, getting some good belly laughter out of the titian aspect.

"My my~ You have quite the  boisterous laugh, don’t you?" "Jahahahahanus! Pl-plehehehease!" "Oh I have given many warnings, my insect companion~" "Nohohohoho… nahahehehehe… I am… Ihihi’m sorry!"

Janus tsked and cupped his hands around Kronos’ back, seizing tickling for a brief moment. The orange figment’s eyes went wide.

"No! NO! Please don’t! I’m sorry! I’msorrysorrysorEEK!"

Janus smirked down at the thrashing aspect as he tried reasoning with the deceptive side.

"Oh, poor thing~ As I have said many times before… apologises mean nothing to me~" "NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!"