#ler!dwight

Jim Halpert

Hoo boy, we are starting off strong here with probably the most teasy Ler at Dunder Mifflin

Rlly rlly playful with his lees, like, 99% of the time he’ll have you giggling before he’s even started

Likes to give the lee a few seconds head start before he takes after them with his lanky ass legs and, lets be honest, there’s no way anyone can outrun him

When he catches you he’ll take you down to floor and say something along the lines of “Ah ah ah! Where d’you think you’re going, huh?” And feign offence that you’d try to run from him

AIR TICKLES

“Wow! You’re laughing a lot today, aren’t ya? What’s so funny, huh?”

Doesn’t pin his lee down very often, he much prefers to see them flop about like a fish

Also really likes quick playful tickles just in passing

Like, you’ll be sitting at your desk or in the break room and he’ll poke your side as he walks past with a shit-eating grin on his face

Occasionally, if he’s feeling VERY EVIL, he’ll casually ask Pam to come help and they’ll just make normal conversation while ABSOLUTELY WRECKING YOU

When he senses his lee has had enough, he’ll ruffle their hair and give them a hand up - maybe giving their ribs one more squeeze for good measure ☺️

Pam Beesley

SUCH A SWEET LER AHHHH

Always strikes when she knows her victim won’t be able to escape

So you’ll be at your desk, and she’ll come over and trap you against your chair with one arm while the other is making short work of your neck and sides ~

While you’re struggling to get out of her hold she’ll be like “What’s up? Have you got somewhere to be? Well, I checked your schedule and it seems to be pretty empty to me~”

Always gives her lee breaks just to make sure they can breathe properly, plus she thinks it’s really cute when the lee carries on giggling after she’s stopped

Will mainly tickle of the Lee has A) been cheeky to her/Jim

Or B) they just seem like they need a good laugh

If you’re particularly hellbent of trying to escape, she’ll just call her giant of a husband over to help keep you still enough

“Honey, they’re being difficult. Would you mind assisting me?”

Asks if you’re okay after she’s done, and helps you to fix your hair/clothes if they’ve gotten messed up

Dwight Schrute

Oh lord, where do I start with this guy?

He’s not gonna be all playful and happy when he’s tickling you- if anything he can be kinda intimidating

Will mainly use tickles to get back at people for pranks and to force an apology out of them

Uses his knowledge of marshal arts to take his victim down and pin them

“I’ll give you one last chance, are you going to apologise to me? No? Well, I guess you’ve left me no choice. Prepare to meet your doom”

HES SO SERIOUS WHILE HES WRECKING YOU WTF

He doesn’t really tease, he just casually comments on your ticklishness and how weak you are

Also, doesn’t do gentle tickles. When he gets you HE WILL DESTROY YOU

“You see, being ticklish is a useful defence mechanism to defend the most vulnerable points of the body, take the belly for example. Allow me to demonstrate” *WRECKS U*

Won’t stop tickling you until you tap out or shout ‘uncle’ - even after he’s stopped he’ll still hold you with his fingers wiggling until you provide what he deems an ‘acceptable apology’

“God, you’re so weak. Do you know how easy it was to take you down?”

Wont really check on you after he’s finished or even offer you a hand up

HOWEVER

“You have fought gallantly today. I commend you on your efforts.”

(I have such a big t-word crush on him asghjnbb)