Big Man In A Big Van

🍬I live in the UK

🍬I am Non-Binary and proud :) 🏳️‍🌈

🍬I’m really into anything by the Six Idiots - especially Ghosts atm

🍬I also really love The Office, Marvel, Harry Potter and Pokemon

🍬I’m a Ravenclaw, INTP and a Leo🦁

I don’t really feel comfortable writing fics right now, but I’m more than happy doing headcanons 😎

So yeah, that’s really all there is to say about me - I’m not that interesting

I’d love to make some new friends on here, so shoot me a message if you want :))

Nandor The Relentless

At first, he wouldn't be a playful ler. He would only really resort to tickling because he sees it as a way to 'punish' and 'maintain power' over puny humans, such as yourself - without causing any harm, of course

For example, if you annoyed him he'd be like, "Fucking hell! Come here, right now - I need to punish you!" , and then proceed to pin you down and scribble his fingers on your sides until you yell out an apology though your helpless giggles

After a few times of him 'punishing' you, he'd start to notice that you make more of an effort to get on his nerves

It's only when you'd start getting giggly as you irritate him, that he realises that maybe you might be doing it on purpose

He'd ask you about it outright, wanting to ensure that you're not just incompetent

If he finds out that you like it? You'd be royally fucked

Starts dishing out reward tickles whenever he thinks that you've been good :)

"You've been very helpful lately, my friend." *wiggly fingers* "Would you like me to give you some tickles?~"

Never purposely teases and is completely oblivious to the effect it has on lees

"C'mon, now! Move your hands out of the way so I can get your tummy~"

"Why are you squirming? I though you wanted tickles?"

10/10 - excellent ler, would reccomend

Jim Halpert

Hoo boy, we are starting off strong here with probably the most teasy Ler at Dunder Mifflin

Rlly rlly playful with his lees, like, 99% of the time he’ll have you giggling before he’s even started

Likes to give the lee a few seconds head start before he takes after them with his lanky ass legs and, lets be honest, there’s no way anyone can outrun him

When he catches you he’ll take you down to floor and say something along the lines of “Ah ah ah! Where d’you think you’re going, huh?” And feign offence that you’d try to run from him

AIR TICKLES

“Wow! You’re laughing a lot today, aren’t ya? What’s so funny, huh?”

Doesn’t pin his lee down very often, he much prefers to see them flop about like a fish

Also really likes quick playful tickles just in passing

Like, you’ll be sitting at your desk or in the break room and he’ll poke your side as he walks past with a shit-eating grin on his face

Occasionally, if he’s feeling VERY EVIL, he’ll casually ask Pam to come help and they’ll just make normal conversation while ABSOLUTELY WRECKING YOU

When he senses his lee has had enough, he’ll ruffle their hair and give them a hand up - maybe giving their ribs one more squeeze for good measure ☺️

Pam Beesley

SUCH A SWEET LER AHHHH

Always strikes when she knows her victim won’t be able to escape

So you’ll be at your desk, and she’ll come over and trap you against your chair with one arm while the other is making short work of your neck and sides ~

While you’re struggling to get out of her hold she’ll be like “What’s up? Have you got somewhere to be? Well, I checked your schedule and it seems to be pretty empty to me~”

Always gives her lee breaks just to make sure they can breathe properly, plus she thinks it’s really cute when the lee carries on giggling after she’s stopped

Will mainly tickle of the Lee has A) been cheeky to her/Jim

Or B) they just seem like they need a good laugh

If you’re particularly hellbent of trying to escape, she’ll just call her giant of a husband over to help keep you still enough

“Honey, they’re being difficult. Would you mind assisting me?”

Asks if you’re okay after she’s done, and helps you to fix your hair/clothes if they’ve gotten messed up

Dwight Schrute

Oh lord, where do I start with this guy?

He’s not gonna be all playful and happy when he’s tickling you- if anything he can be kinda intimidating

Will mainly use tickles to get back at people for pranks and to force an apology out of them

Uses his knowledge of marshal arts to take his victim down and pin them

“I’ll give you one last chance, are you going to apologise to me? No? Well, I guess you’ve left me no choice. Prepare to meet your doom”

HES SO SERIOUS WHILE HES WRECKING YOU WTF

He doesn’t really tease, he just casually comments on your ticklishness and how weak you are

Also, doesn’t do gentle tickles. When he gets you HE WILL DESTROY YOU

“You see, being ticklish is a useful defence mechanism to defend the most vulnerable points of the body, take the belly for example. Allow me to demonstrate” *WRECKS U*

Won’t stop tickling you until you tap out or shout ‘uncle’ - even after he’s stopped he’ll still hold you with his fingers wiggling until you provide what he deems an ‘acceptable apology’

“God, you’re so weak. Do you know how easy it was to take you down?”

Wont really check on you after he’s finished or even offer you a hand up

HOWEVER

“You have fought gallantly today. I commend you on your efforts.”

(I have such a big t-word crush on him asghjnbb)

Captain

- OMG, the sweetest Ler of all time (excluding Pat, of course)

- If you interrupt him during one of his long-winded speeches, YOU ARE DONE FOR

- Tries to hide his amusement when he has you giggling adorably under his fingers (it doesn’t work, you can clearly see him smiling)

- 100% will talk to you like you’re one of his soldiers

- Calls tickling ‘Corporal Punishment’

- “Now listen here, soldier, interrupt your commanding officer again and I won’t hesitate to start dishing out corporal punishment, have I made myself clear? Jolly good ~”

- Ruffles your hair after and pats you on the back before sending you on your way and getting back to what he was doing before

- Acts like nothing happened, even though he seems happier for the rest of the day 💜

Pat

- Will use tickling to distract people from feeling sad or anxious

- If he notices you being a little quieter than usual this man will make sure he cheers you up

- Only uses soft tickles - just enough to make you laugh but not enough to bring tears to your eyes

- Is very silly in his teases

- “What are you laughing for? I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you here~”

- Won’t stop until you tell him you’ll cheer up

- Rubs your back afterwards to calm you down and asks if you’re okay 🥺

- THIS MAN IS THE SWEETEST

Julian

- Smug little bastard

- SO TEASY

- As soon as he finds out you’re ticklish, it’s all over for you mate

- Uses any excuse to torment you (Including but not limited to : you’re sitting in his seat, you’re ignoring him, you’re sad, you’re in a particularly good mood, he just wants attention)

- Will tell you jokes as he’s tickling you just to be a TEASY little shit

- “What did the prostitute say to the banana?”

*you laughing hysterically*

“Wow, I didn’t know I was THIS funny, I haven’t even told you the punchline yet! ~”

- Runs away laughing after he finishes wrecking you bc he’s childish and he knows you’ll be too tired to chase after him

Robin

- He would defo find out you’re ticklish by complete accident

- Doesn’t understand why you laugh when he pokes you like that but he finds it funny anyway

- His tickling would mostly be him poking your sides and digging into your ribs and it TICKLES LIKE HELL

- At some point, he’d discover that his beard tickles you and from that moment on, YOU’RE SCREWED

- Doesn’t rlly tease, he just laughs at the ridiculous noises you make

- “Make funny sound again!”

- Might just team up with Julian to wreck you...

Humphey

- Just because he may not be attached to his body, that doesn’t mean he can’t join in

- Watches from his spot on a table or windowsill and eggs on whoever may be wrecking you at that moment in time

- “Go on,Captain, are you gonna let them get away with talking to you like that?~”

- Will also offer some teases of his own

- *while you’re being wrecked*

“Calm down, don’t lose your head now!~” (He thinks he’s hilarious)

- On the rare occasion that he IS attached to his body...

- ... You better watch out

- Will know ALL your death spots since he seems to always have a front-row seat to every tickle fight that goes on

- All in all, a solid Ler 👍

Thomas

- I can’t with this man

- Will tickle you if start to become too irritating while he’s composing his poetry

- Totally acts like he’s too mature and sophisticated for these types of silly games, but he secretly thinks it’s fun to mess around every once in a while

- Carries on with his poetry WHILE he’s got one hand tickling you and the other batting your hands away if you try to stop him

- “Hmmm, what could possible rhyme with ‘Transcendent’”? Any ideas?~”

*You laughing like a mad person*

“No, I don’t think that really rhymes”

- Is perfectly capable of holding a convo with someone else while he tickles you, which FLUSTERS you beyond belief

- Will also not hesitate to serenade Allison while he’s tickling, if he’s feeling extra playful that day

Kitty

- I don’t really see her as much of a Ler tbh

- BUT

- Tickle fights

- She is SO pure and happy all the time and has no issue with starting a tickle fight with you if she gets bored

- Isn’t a big tickler, but if she gets in a bit of a pinch during a tickle fight she has no problems calling one of the other ghosts in to help her, which of course ends in you getting completely DESTROYED

- “PAHAHAHAT! SAHAHAVE ME!”

*cue Pat running in like a 1980s action hero*

- Will compliment you on you smile and laugh as she or someone else tickles you

- “My goodness, what a lovely smile! Don’t you agree, Captain?”

- :’)

Mary

- Very motherly in her approach

- Like Pat, she tickles you to get you to smile and be happy

- “Oh dear, don’t yous look glums todays? Ah! I knows what can fix thats!”

- Doesn’t pin you down to tickle you, but that doesn’t mean you can escape too easily

- You’re gonna collapse to the floor? She’ll just follow you down

You try to push her hands away? She’s very persistant

You try to hide behind someone else? They’re not gonna protect you

- Gives you a comforting hug after she’s finished tormenting you, like the queen she is

Fanny

- Will not be involved in such childish practices such as tickling

- In fact, she’ll complain about you laughing too loud

- However, once everyone else is out of earshot (she does have a reputation to uphold after all) she’ll say how it’s nice to see everyone having fun

- “Although that DREADFUL row you were making was completely unacceptable, one must admit it’s lovely to see everyone happy”

Alison

- Okay so, she’d discover that you’re ticklish after she hears you screeching like a banshee and runs in to check on you, only to find a very amused Robin digging into your tummy

- She does feel slightly guilty that she can’t help you, bless her

- She may not be able to actually tickle you herself, but she still finds ways to exploit your weakness

- If you’re annoying her, she won’t hesitate to call Julian or Thomas in to sort you out

- “Are you gonna be quiet or so I have to call Captain in here?”

*silence*

“Exactly what I thought”

- Thinks that it’s absolutely hilarious that she can make you go completely silent just by threatening you with tickles

So, that’s it for now :)