Where is Raymond Ticklish?
Ankha and Audie are BEGGING to know the crazy question: Is Raymond ticklish? If so, where?!
This fanfic was suggested by an anonymous user! I hope you enjoy this fanfic, oh mysterious one!
Raymond was running around, trying to get away from the villagers that were chasing him.
âGet over here, little kitty! Weâre not gonna hurt ya, me meow!â Ankha told him.
âYeah! We just wanna know if youâre ticklish!â Audie mentioned.
Raymond was running away in his maid costume. This was quite the strange scenario of its own.
Soon, Raymond reached the waterfront of the town. âOh no!â Raymond reacted.
âAHA! WEâVE GOTCHA!â Audie shouted proudly. âIndeed we do.â Ankha replied.
âGuys, please! I encourage you to reconsider!â Raymond told them.
âWeâre not reconsidering until we find out just where youâre ticklish!â Audie told him.
Raymond dipped his feet into the water as he tried to escape. But now his feet were drenched! And he didnât exactly like drenched feet. âEughâŠâ He grunted, hating the situation he was in.
âItâll be all over if you surrender yourself nowâŠâ Ankha told him.
Raymond couldnât help the wobbly smile that had grown onto his face. It was just so hard trying to keep a straight face at that moment!
âAwww! I know you want it~â Audie teased.
âDo I really?â Raymond asked.
âI think you doooo~â Ankha teased.
Raymond put an index finger up. âIf I hit you, I am not responsible for any injuries.â He told them.
âOh, weâre not worried about that.â Audie teased.
âWe will go easy on youâŠâ Ankha told him.
Raymond bit his lip and fixed his glasses. âIf you say so.â
Raymond walked out of the water and squeaked as he was grabbed by Audie. Audie wrapped her arms around Raymond and readied her fingers, while Ankha grabbed his front paws and grabbed out a feather.
Raymond widened his eyes and giggled worriedly. âC-Crisp! P-please!â
âPlease...start? Why Iâd love to!â Audie quickly started tickling his belly and armpits with her stubby little paws. Raymond immediately started to hold his breath as his lungs started to fill up with giggles. His squirming quickly started to become apparent, and his tail started to wag really quickly. âAwww! I can see your cute little tail wagging!â Audie reacted.
âI see your paws are quite ticklish too.â Ankha said as she started to tickle the paw pads on his paws.
A wide, restrained smile grew onto the catâs precious face. And Ankha was loving getting a front row view of his great little smile!
âSay...how ticklish are your paw tips?â She asked as she moved the feather across the tips of his paws.
Raymond was shaking at this point from all the laughter that was building up in his lungs.
âAwww, come on Ray: Laugh for us!â Audie begged. âIâll make you, if you donât!â I know just what to do for your sensitive paws:â Ankha started seesawing the feather in between the paw toes.
This was when the dam finally broke open. And man, was Raymondâs laughter a joy! It was a beautiful sound to listen to! They both had to agree that this really was the best laughter theyâve ever heard!
âAAAAHH! FOXTROT, YOUR LAUGH IS GORGEOUS!â Audie shouted happily. âIâll have to agree with you on that, Audie!â
ââGUHUHUHUYS!â Raymond laughed. âPLEHEHEHEHEASE!â
âYes Raymond? Please what?â Ankha asked.
âPLEHEHEHEASE STAHAHAHAHAP!â
âPlease stop going easy on you?! Why, how strange of you to ask!â Audie teased, lifting an arm up and tickling his open armpit. âKitchy kitchy kitchy koo, foxtrot!â
Raymond completely lost it! âBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA!â Raymond laughed.
âNAAA? Whatâs NAAAA?!â Audie asked.
âNaaat the tickle monsters!â Ankha teased.
âOoooh! I like that!â Audie reacted. âI wanna tickle his paws!â Audie declared suddenly.
âOh? You do?âAnkha asked.
âYes!â Audie said eagerly.
âAlright! SWITCH!â
As the two girls switched places, a clicking sound could be heard in the background. Raymond, who was very confused, looked over to his right to see Peanut playing the Switch!
âWhat?â Peanut asked.
Raymond was immediately pulled from his thoughts the moment a pair of fingers started to gently pry his fingers open. With his fingers open and vulnerable, Audie started seesawing the feather in and out, in and out, in and out.
âNOHOHOHOHOHOAHAHAHAHAHA!â He laughed. âSTAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!â
âWhy should I stop? Iâm just getting started!â Audie told him.
âSo his paws are ticklish, his armpits and his belly are ticklish. Where else can he be ticklish?â Ankha asked.
Ankha moved her fingers to his neck, and started skittering and scratching.
Raymond squealed and lifted his head up to try and get her hands away. But her hands only followed! âNOHOHO! HAhahahahaha!â
âAwww! The kitty has a ticklish chin!â Ankha teased.
âSahahahays thehehe kihihihitty!â Raymond argued.
âYes, I am a kitty. What about it?â She asked.
âStahahahahap ihihihihitâs sohohohoho bahahahahahad!â Raymond begged.
âDo you really need us to stop?â She asked.
âYEHEHEhehehes plehehehehease!â
âAlright, alright.â Ankha stopped tickling and urged Audie to stop as well.
âThahahahank...thahank you.â Raymond thanked him.
âNo problem!â Audie replied.
âAhahahare yohohohou dohohone?â Raymond asked.
âNot...Not quite.â Ankha warned. âBut weâre giving you a break to calm down before we continue.â Ankha told him.
âFihineâŠâ He replied.
âNow: Do you actually like being tickled?â Audie asked.
Raymond bit his lip as his face grew red.
âYou can give us a signal if weâre right.â Ankha told him.
He slowly moved his hands to his glasses and cleared his throat as he fixed them. âThatâs the signal.â He replied.
âOh my god I was rightâŠâ Audie reacted. âWell...What a surprise!â
Ankha smiled. âI am quite surprised. A smug cat like you appreciates some tickling once in a while.â Ankha reacted calmly. âOr...often.â Ray mentioned quietly. âAwwww! How cute, Foxtrot!â Audie reacted.
âMe Meow...What a fun fact.â Ankha reacted as she started rubbing her hands together.
âUh ohâŠâ Raymond muttered, catching onto what Ankha was planning.
âWe need Blathers over here! This is an amazing discovery!â Audie teased.
âIâll sayâŠâ Ankha teased as well.
Raymond whined and covered his face. âJustgetitoverwith!â
âOoooh! Already?â She asked.
Raymond nodded his head.
âWell in that case:â Ankha started tickling Raymondâs armpit and side, while Audie went back to tickling Raymondâs sensitive front paws.
âEEHEHEHehehehehe! HAhahahahahaha! Thahahahahat tihihihicklehehes!â Raymond laughed.
âIt tickles? Me Me-Wow! What a surprise!â Ankha reacted.
âIâll say! Itâs a big surprise coming from Mr. Cat over here!â Audie teased.
âIHIHihihihiâm gohohohonna dihihihihieehehehehe!â Raymond said through his laughter.
âYouâre gonna die?! Do people do that when theyâre being tickled?â Audie asked.
âNot normally. I think Mr. Meow is gonna be fine.â Ankha told her. âPhew, what a relief!â Audie calmed down as she resumed tickling his paws.
âIHIHIHITâS SOHOHOHO TIHIHICKLIHIHIHISH!â Raymond laughed.
âItâs super ticklish?! Why thatâs not a surprise at all! Youâre ticklish all over!â Audie reacted.
âHe really is.â Ankha replied.
âSTAHAHAHAHAP! YOHOHOUâRE KIHIHILLIHIHING MEHEHEHEEEE!â Raymond pleaded.
âOh! This time, he said weâre killing him! What do you make of this, Me Meow?â Ankha asked.
âI think he's exaggerating a little. I think heâs just fine!â Audie replied.
âI donât know...You believe heâs just fine?â Ankha asked.
âYup!â Audie âI think heâs as fit as a fiddle!â
âIf you say so, Audie~â Ankha started tickling his chin with her fingers. âKitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo!â She teased.
âEEEHEHEhehehehe! Nohohohoho! Stahahahap ihihihihit!â Raymond laughed.
âBut why would you want us to stop when youâre clearly enjoying it?â Ankha asked.
âIhihihihihi...hahahahahahaha fihihihine.â He finally gave up the fight and just let them tickle him to their hearts content.
And thatâs what they most certainly did!
For a while, at least. Afterwards, the villagers all went to Ankhaâs house to make some orange juice from the fresh oranges that grew on the island. And what great orange juice it was! Especially for Raymond, who was parched after all that tickling.















