#leopard reader

baizhu: if you go to buy groceries bring some fish, vegetables, teas and maybe an alcoholic drink, and if you commit a crime we have money for bail

leopard reader: I knew that you are in terrible physical health, but not that it was to that point.... but go up but my back

leopard reader: in Snezhnaya plants hardly grow, so it is easier to throw the body near areas where wolves live, there they are particularly hungry and voracious

imagine Baizhu and leopard reader, the reader has obvious feline behaviors, and one of them is fear of snakes, you know when you put a cucumber and they get scared, so that's it (don't do that, it causes trauma to the kittens), and Baizhu knows that very well, and as a joke in bad taste and as revenge for the reader stealing his notes and papers to shelter him peeling Changsheng behind the reader while they are distracted, the reader just turns around before jumping in fear

in the coming days the reader is like a predator watching its prey, maybe the reader will return the joke, but bites will definitely be visible in Baizhu (think what you want🤭)

poor leopard reader- but baizhu does get sick of his notes getting stolen away. first time reader sees changsheng by surprise like that and find out its baizhu's form of revenge... well no cuddles for that night. poor frail baizhu will have his blankets taken from him and no warmth from leopard reader either. you think they'd settle the score like that, but it'll become a pattern of reader stealing his notes and then getting the surprise of changsheng soon after. revenge turns into forms of bites and now both of them are tired of being wary of each other.

they'll reconcile soon after, and it'll be qiqi who is supposed witness when the two of them signed a contract (baizhu insisted on this) to stop the matter.

listen, I'm thinking of a Baizhu x leopard reader, they have characteristic behavior like napping in the sun, stretching and being more playful in general, in addition to keeping their tail in their mouth, even purring or growling when baizhu becomes a workaholic

"his almost walking corpse wants to finish killing himself, stops overloading himself and goes to rest"

reader sure and good in winter, maybe because she can turn a leopard herself and warm Baizhu, maybe he wakes up with her licking him, a feline tongue and rough but comfortable

Heya Mint! I’m doing well so I hope things are good on your end too <3

Ooh- and considering leopards are indeed playful, she’ll end up grabbing his notes or whatever he’s up to and running away with it. Those are the moments where Baizhu’s lack of stamina plays, and he has to end up making promises to Leopard reader so they can return his notes.

“I was almost finished,” he panted, hands on his knees as he fought to catch his breath. “Truce? Please… ha… I don’t think I can run like that again.” When he saw your scrutinizing stare, he merely sighed. “I’ll take a break as well, you can hold me to it.”

it makes more sense to refer to it as 'crop top,' of that his 'shirt is cropped,' but I got the idea <3

"the best way to get over your fears is to live with them, that's why I live with Changsheng, although I don't think I'll get over my fear of snakes, but hey, until she's cute"

Baizhu rose an eyebrow at their words, tapping the quill in his hand absentmindedly as he waited for them to realize. “Ah well,” he gestured to the side, “You do realize she’s in here right?”

Leopard reader slowly turned to the side where Changsheng had been laying on the bed, a place she’d never expect the snake to be. Of course Baizhu nurtured the thing as his child, but you didn’t expect it to be here.

“Until I’m cute?” Her voice hummed in a deadly singsong pitch.