the way neel and i would be best friends. and also have fuckbuddy threesomes with thomas hunt. who said that
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the way neel and i would be best friends. and also have fuckbuddy threesomes with thomas hunt. who said that
hell yeah brotherrrrrrrrrr

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Zenigata is the most character of all time
I need you to understand. Look at this. I almost donāt want to tell you thatās Lupin in a Fujiko costume (inside another costume inside another costumeā¦). I feel like it just distracts from the everything
A bit of linguistically curiosity for the day
this is kind of a cursed headcanon depending on how you feel about sexuality in the context of children's media properties but I did just have a burst of inspiration about the Phineas and Ferb future, and I feel compelled to write it down
It's really easy for me to read Phineas as asexual, given his just like total lack of interest in girls or boys compared to the other boys in the cast, who all have various moments of immature attraction to one person or another. Baljeet has his christmas kiss thing, Buford has some kind of weird partial crush on Candace, Ferb likes Vanessa, etc. Phineas seems to like romance for other people, but not be very driven to think about it in terms of himself.
On the other hand, Isabella has a very active fantasy life and knows her own desires thoroughly, and she's still interested in dating & in Phineas when we see her as a mature teen. So she pings to me as allosexual.
So if they get together in college, I'm imagining that Phineas is super inexperienced compared to Isabella. Isabella has probably dated some other people after she gave up on waiting around for him, and I imagine she isn't shy about asking for what she wants from a partner. More than likely you end up with a situation where Phineas is Ready to Try Anything Once, ever enthusiastic for new experiences, but mostly approaching the topic of having sex for the first time as an interesting new thing to do (with Isabella who he loves spending time with.)
The problem with sex is that, like, man if you're not attracted to someone it's really hard to stay engaged. It's a lot of repetitive motion on hip and hand muscles that don't get a lot of workout otherwise, and I mean Phineas probably has decent finger strength given he's a machinist, but it's still a lot the first time you have to do it.
So he's losing steam, increasingly bored, distracted, and I'm gonna be honest with you that's not an ideal state for someone trying to maintain an erection. I told you this thought was a little cursed, I'm sorry, I warned you. Anyway, you've got Isabella increasingly frustrated because this is always how it is with her and Phineas, he gets distracted and she feels inadequate. I imagine she probably says some mean things out of frustration. But they're dating now, which means they have to fucking communicate. So after Isabella has a chance to cool down and realize she was being a bit of a dickhead, they sit down and talk it out. Phineas wants to make her happy, but he's really not into the sex thing and he doesn't think trying again is going to fix the essential problem. Isabella is into the sex thing, but more than anything she just wants to be with Phineas. For any average couple this would probably end with "okay, we just don't have sex" and roll credits.
But this is Phineas Flynn. He doesn't settle for average. He is going to build the best and coolest and most tricked out sex machine ever, with 600 vibration settings and self-heating gel and a back-massager built in. And it's a little weird, but Isabella is happy because in the end, Phineas is still holding her hand :) sitting six inches to the left of the world's horniest fuckmachine :) monitoring the settings
anyway I'll confess to you that when we were cowriting hannapocalypse I did not know what CBT was and now that I do I have to say I Disagree with Vaysh about certain Headcanons
out here retroactively decanonizing Smoke Signals specifically to make Doc Worth like having his dick slapped again

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megatron will get pegged on thursday, it's on the schedule
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Ah the bliss of being married to someone who is both reliable and reliably horny
Good morning have some cursed content
When I say āmegastar but write them both like lesbiansā I mean Starscream being a pushy femme top who wants to rail a huge tough warlord but thinks this can be accomplished by hanging around looking sexy and sultry and waiting for this other person to approach HIM and then both of them being confused about what position theyāre supposed to be doing this in and also Megatron has been writing love poetry about Starscream for months but itās all completely incomprehensible and figurative and he doesnāt understand why Starscream hasnāt approached him about that VERY LURID METAPHOR involving licking blood off claws that was clearly an invitation for someone to come eat him out by god what does he have to DO to make it clear heās AVAILABLE