#lemonator

by The Lemonator on Flickr. by The Lemonator on Flickr. Source: http://visitheworld.tumblr.com/post/17417497568/by-the-lemonator-on-flickr-kanarra-creek-in-zio

I hear echoes from the 60's.

My friend and I decided that I am the exact same person as Liz Lemon.  My friend was like, "That's awesome, Liz Lemon is awesome!"  And I was like, "Yes she's great, but also a little horrifying."  I then told her how last night when I couldn't pee for the second time before bed (because I have to pee 2 times before bed always) that I sing-songed/yelled at myself "COME ON REBEKAH YOU HAVE TO PEE SO YOU CAN GO TO SLEEPYTOWN!" and then I was really glad my roommate was already asleep and didn't hear any of that.  And then I admitted yes about 99% of the things Liz Lemon does, wears, facial expressions, eating habits, and openness to getting a cat and then training it so it can call 911 when I inevitably choke on that huge ass half a taco from Chipotle I'm trying to shove down my gullet as much and quickly as possible because no one can see me eat but the cat and who is that cat to judge me? and who needs a napkin when the sweatshirt I haven't washed in 8 weeks (true life) will do perfectly fine and then the cat doesn't even call 911 because it's like "This lady is a lost cause, I'll just let her have a last goodbye with that chicken taco" and then eats me first instead of the other half of the taco for sustenance after I'm dead because no one will find me. AND I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS.