#legostig

The boy is asleep, the woman's at work and the man is out in the garage. Time for #LegoStig to break out the #XBox.

In the quiet after Chief Brody says, "We're gonna need a bigger boat," there's a rustling from the kitchen. We pause the movie and flick on the lights. It seems #LegoStig has found the #Digestives.

When #LegoStig goes boating he doesn't mess around. He just found this #ChrisCraft and wants me to trailer it out to the lake for him. I told him screw the trailer - I'll just throw it in the glove compartment. He wasn't amused. (at Bass Pro Shops - Tacoma, WA)

Triumph, Norton, BSA, Royal Enfield - not to mention all the Ducatis, Moto Guzzis and MV Agustas. I think tonight's #BackfireMoto might have finally convinced #LegoStig to come over to the dark side. (at Hilliard's Beer)

Finally #LegoStig retreated to the top of the observatory and gazed out over the lava fields, convinced that "Bald Peter" must be the name of the chipmunk who Stignapped him. (at Dee Wright Observatory)

After his harrowing ordeal with the chipmunk #LegoStig was on high alert, twitching at every sound and muttering under his helmet about a "demon-filled hellscape from a #TimBurton nightmare." (at Dee Wright Observatory)

#LegoStig had a great time feeding peanuts to the #chipmunks up at the #DeeWrightObservatory today . . . (at Dee Wright Observatory)

"My papers? Really?" Said an incredulous #LegoStig. "Would someone tell this jackass the war's over? And that he's a toy?" (at Kalamazoo's Antique Mall)