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âYer Talkinâ Mad Shit For Someone in Isekai Distanceâ: Â A Lego Monkie Kid FanFic
Summary: Weâve all been cocky about how we would beat a certain character in a fight or how we could totally handle living in the world where said characters live⊠well what if the universe tested you to see if you could back that claim.Â
Chapter 1: HERE COMES- WaitâŠWho are you?
âWell Duh! If I had similar powers to the Monkey King or Macaque I would use them very irresponsibly, hell I bet I could kick Macaqueâs butt if I could have a fraction of the shadow abilities he has. Beat him at his own spooky game!â Her comments were rather boisterous, almost loud enough for the heavens to hear as she laughed at her own antics, her friend on FaceTime laughing with her âYou always have to choose violence donât you?â Her friend asked, still snickering a bit, âIt is as the old saying goes: Violence is not the answer. It is the question and the answer is: Yes!â This silly answer caused her friend to have a giggle fit then huff âYou are too goofy for your own goodâ she huffs a laugh in response.Â
They eventually ended their call as it was getting late and sleep was important (kinda). After getting ready for bed she still couldnât help herself from thinking about the world of Monkie Kid, âHeh, I could definitely handle being in the world of Monkie Kid, itâs not as bad as the other shows Iâve watched and most of the villains would be puntableâ she mutters to herself as she slips into bed, humming the theme song as she dozed offâŠ.
She awoke the next morning, very sluggish and not really in a bright mood. She trudged into the bathroom to wash her face in the hope that it would wake her up. It did wake up a bit, she took a glance at the mirror before continuing to dry her face but soon she took a pause. She slowly lowers the towel, then actually takes a good look in the mirror and notices she looks very different. Incredibly different.Â
She was furry now; she looked like a bunny. Floppy ears, twitchy nose, glowing green eyes; she looked behind her and there was a tail behind her. She also took note that she also had a bit of a lego like appearance. âOh. MY-Â Iâm dreaming, right? Thereâs no way I am, where I think I am right nowâ she pinches herself and it hurt but she didnât wake up, âTHEREâS NO WAY IâM IN LEGO MONKIE KID RIGHT NOWâ she was freaking out but did her best to stay level-headed.
âOkay, we have to be calm and rational about this. Even if I am feeling the exact oppositeâŠthe real question I should be asking isâŠif I am in LMKâŠwhich episode am I in right nowâ she ponder, then as if on que a loud rumbling could be heard across the city. She wasted no time and shuffled into getting dressed and heading outside her apartment to see what was all the ruckus. She couldnât see the events taking place but her ears kept locked in a certain direction. She was trying to think of a faster way to wherever the rumbling was coming from, until it clicked again that sheâs a bunny demon and can jump relatively long and high distances. She steadies herself before taking a huge leap.Â
That when she sees it. The massive shadowy beast all the way on the other side of the city. She stays suspended in mid air for a very long moment as pieces connect together in her mind âIâm in the episode where Macaque gets introducedâŠâ, she land less than gracefully and causes an impact crater. She begun to pace in the crater wondering what to do. She should probably just let the episode play out as is- and maybe clean pre-redemption Macaqueâs clock, because she had always wanted to punch him for the crap he pulled on MK in this Episode. âOkayâŠweâll just let the episode play out and then Iâll just try and find a monkeyâŠwhose whole thing is hiding in the shadowsâŠUGH!âÂ
This was going to be one hell of an adventure.
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legokid sit down
so now, what should i do?

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âYer Talkinâ Mad Shit For Someone In Isekai Distanceâ A Lego Monkie Kid Fanfic
Chapter 7: Finally. They Meet
Summary: Kind of a continuation from the previous chapter. While at the arcade TĂșzi properly meets MK and Mei, so now the friendship can slowly beginÂ
Once inside the arcade TĂșzi nearly combusted. The place was even more amazing being able to actually see it and be in the very vicinity of a massive arcade like this was almost paradise to simple gamer such as herself. Once she paid she ran to the first game that caught her attention and began playing after that she moved on to the dancing games for a bit and honestly did way better than she would if back in the real world.Â
After a couple more sporadic playing of various different games, TĂșzi finally decided to take a crack at playing Monkey Mech, the game she remembered MK and Mei played a lot âSeems like any other fighting game, so shouldnât be too hard to pick up the mechanicsâŠhah, âmechanicsâ she chuckled to her as she began to select a character and start up a round. She had a bumpy start at first, simply button mashing and brute forcing a win but after a while TĂșzi actually began to pick up on the move set the characters and started dealing out combos while ending with a finishing move.
An hour or two had passed and TĂșzi hadnât stopped playing Monkey Mech, even the games back home werenât this addictive and she played a Sailor Moon Beatâem Up. TĂșzi was about take down yet another character when someone tapped her shoulder and caused her to jump in surprise, âUhâŠWhoopsâ âI told you MK, she was in âThe Zoneââ TĂșzi sighed in relief, it was just MK and Mei.Â
âH-How⊠How Long were you two-?â She tried to ask but MK already sped to answer âSince Round 14 and my gold vision randomly went off for me to see youâre a-â TĂșzi just facepalmed and responded with âAh right, you are the Monkie Kid after allâ she sighs as she finds no use in keeping up her glamour anymore. âOooh! Now I definitely recognize you! Youâre that Bunny girl who was going to try so SPICY BARBECUE!! Was it any good?â TĂșzi chuckled âYea it was, surprisingly butâŠâ she sighed and posed dramatically âI may never taste the deliciousness that is Pigsyâs Noodle ever againâ which gets the pair to laugh at her antics âDamn Red Boy really knows how to make a âscorchin mealââ Mei joked which earned a laugh from TĂșzi.
 âSo you seem to like Monkey Mech like we do, wanna play a couple rounds-umâŠâ MK asked but also realized they didnât ask for TĂșziâs name, âTĂșzi, and sure Iâm down to clown. Think you can beat me~?â She grinned deviously and MK and Mei gave confidence smiles back âWeâre gonna show you how the pro playsâ TĂșzi chuckled as she turned her attention back to the arcade game âAlright thenâŠChoose Your Character!â
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The OC urge hits me in the most random way like Iâll just be thinking about designs and forms of characters I like and then my brainâs like âBut What if we the designs OCsâ
because I just looked at MKâs Kaiju form and then the Destined Oneâs Azure Dome/Stone Monkey and my brain was like âTHE POTENTIAL IS LOUDâ
what am i doing anymore man