#legendsviewingparty

..... we forgot to bet who narrated. (edit later: we forgot both times. @scarletspeedshits)

rip looks like he's going through an emo phase

why does the light switch look like it's from 1995

WE'RE NOT KILLERS AMAYA

Martin: "i command you to get out of that chair."

Mick: "lol bitch you thought"

guinivere: who will follow me into the field of battle

nate: i ..... did not sign up for this

why the fuck does he always have a history book on hand

#nate, "what's our status?"

nate's probably petty and pulls it out every time he has to prove that he's right when talking about history that's why lmao

#"I dunno let me check my HANDY DANDY HISTORY BOOK

Ray: *hears something could kill him* 

Ray: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOОଠଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Damien "bitch pls" Darhk

rip "just fucking kill me i feel nothing inside"

rip would have honestly preferred death than being back on the waverider

this episode should have been titled: Your Faves, All OOC (except for Mick)

JAX APPRECIATION

everyone gets locked in separate rooms except nate and amaya

i love that nate immediately thinks it's because gideon is mad at him, how many times has she done this for him to think that

martin you fly around in a time ship with your nuclear powered other half and you think cognitive intrusion is impossible

nate: are you flirting with me

nate: that like, never happens

amaya: what

nate: what

"mick's right" MICK APPRECIATION

a good ship layout episode

okay but where and why did jax learn morse code

morse code would have been handy in the gulag instead of slicing up his arm and getting caught

gertie appreciation

#gertieforlegends2k17

ray has miniaturizing tech like shrink gertrude and take her back

BI DAY

TIMESHIP TIMESHIP TIMESHIP

rip: and i was having such a nice dream

rip: wait.... that was me

rip: ....why didn't you kill me in camelot

steelvixen scene was cute and nate's like, high key in love with amaya idk how he could have sold that being casual ever, the boy does not know the meaning

jax working on things!!! mechanic!!!!! lead engineer!!!!!!!

rip: i'm feeling so much more shame better hide under 4 extra layers of clothing

"over the moon. see what i did there?"

soft string music while henry greets nate and amaya

they call me the rocket man!!!

evidence yet again that the writers do not know science -- eobard would definitely still have superspeed.

out of all the songs martin... why

"puns, the lowest form of humour"

"eo calm down you try to fit "reverse" into every sentence"

new drinking game, when rip gets punched in the face

eobard science does not progress fast enough for astonav in like, 150 years

the heywood family is just as angst filled as the jiwe family, just nate’s angst is before his time and amaya’s is after hers.

they should have put this earlier in the season, give us some reason to like nate

"so the rest of us could live"

mick: did i SAY i wanted to live?

dom and wentworth continue to carry the show

"i like long stories"

don't play with fire, mick : breaking hearts in 5 words

“one cannot simply -”

mick believes in amaya, I BELIEVE IN AMAYA

where's diana when you need her

len and damien are having a good time

len didn't even get a fancy gun, he alrady has his own.

thea is the only one making sense

joe is far too chill about the aliens

barry: "hey" + wave x3

mick: why is robin hood in charge

jax: uhh.. what mick says is we need a clear leader

ray: let's vote!!!

and yet look at how they handled their own leadership elections....

mick on the ground

martin, whose powers are literally killing him: having powers isn't exactly a death sentence

where's clarissa

barry's suit is touch screen compatible

barry: can we- can we talk about this

oliver: dammit i can't win against sara

they changed sara's neckline again

time for the better invasion episode

oh no i'm sad (repeat “oh no x” at every sad interaction/hug)

"thea it's a rock"

moment of silence while oliver and robert just watch diggle escape with the guy who just tried to mug them

odd emphasis on the fern for the o/f fans

cough because they couldn't survive one episode without pandering

barry and kara are each other's biggest fans

oliver, panicking: gotta marry laurel RIGHT THIS SECOND that will solve all my problems

previously, on chicago med

i love how sara and thea are never wearing the bridesmaid dress at the same time. budget

how did malcolm get changed and outside so fast

“he's a magician. or wears it under his suit for moments like this”

laurel: there are BODIES in my yard on my wedding day we can fix this

“dammit who left the bodies in the yard again”

me, chanting: "wrong" @ felicity and cisco not understanding how longitude and latitude work

how are these characters in charge of computers and gps tracking

..........how

oliver, a douche in every show

they're at at least two days later after discovering the aliens

star spangled idiot

nate looks like a transformer

the helmet makes his face look really wide

mick: kidnapping is on my resume so

amaya: you mean record

mick: same thing

mick: i'm just gonna rough him up a bit *sets him on fire*

mr alien guy

oliver pisses off even the most unpissoffable

barry: someone say fast?

oliver: yes barry that's you

dominators use earth years to tell time

"maybe we do more harm than good but-" they're self aware

mick: i've always wanted to headbutt an alien

mick: so..... no metas................. i could work with that

walking in sync with your henchmen is a requirement

legion of doom shopping for 1920s themed clothing

matt letscher supports the theory that eobard was running snart on and off the ship to make it look like mick was hallucinating

"the speedster is here, run"

malcolm set the entire arrowverse in motion

"oops yeah i also destroyed your life lol"

mick: a speedster. *sigh* my time to shine.

wardrobe continuity doesn't exist, mick has gotten changed like three times

damien should have said "quite the reverse" and he DIDN'T 

eobard thawne part time actor

film student phil looks stressed and the team hasn't even come back into his life yet

[funky music]

what the legends wear to sleep

actual stereotypical villains malcolm and damien

ray in bell bottoms

rip risking his life for his homework

malcolm and damien's guns look like alex's in supergirl

the elevator scene aka neal and john, 4am, 'hey you know what'd be funny'

mick's one man rock band time suicide

jax's coat is firestorm themed

sara’s new neckline again!! 

mick yelling at air because they couldn't affort another wentworth cameo

eobard just ran in and then immediately fixed his hair

rip literally volunteering to be killed

martin: leonard snart is no more

straight from the producers’ mouths

nate and ray, after getting their phds back, immediately bicker about movies while amaya smiles fondly

what ot3s are made of

“Hawaii 5 O called, it want's it's clique back”

the JSA has a vault and uneven bars, who was the gymnast

keypad locks were invented in 1976

how did sara, ray, and mick get their weapons into the white house?

ray, laughing condescendingly at the mention of "IBM" 

just noticed that jax and nate fist bump

martin's throwing advice at everyone today

jax's 'wtf' face at martin dancing with young clarissa

this episode really makes it clear how much the writers love nate. he gets front row for the walk, and a lot of the one liners.

caity keeps pausing her lines at random words

idk how sara can measure speedster speed here

sara, earlier: "amaya you can't know much about the future"

sara, now: *recites damien's exact future*

and thus lily stein was born, september 1988

6 episodes in and martin has narrated 3x now

martin, sara, nate, martin, jax, martin

just because something isn't found in historical records doesn't mean it doesn't exist....... nate

this season's mystery could be cut in half if they just.... called barry

lmao nate's crossover suit, meant to match the ridiculousness of the rest of the shows suits

this episode might as well be titled “nate, stop”

wasn't nate's powers just getting steel skin, not steel teeth

gideon: "your condition" .... parenthood

heatbull TURNWAVE 

"screwing up is just an ... essential part of surviving" legends motto

the ranked order of who has the best form when boxing:

Ted > Eddie > Iris/Joe > Laurel > Barry > Mick > Felicity

ray, making it All About Him for .... however many consecutive episodes.

"i think i liked him" - ray palmer, about nate heywood, 1874

apparently this was 6 years since jonah saw them last, plus the years between when rip was there and when calvert happened. 

jax's moonwalking horse

headcanon of the day: 

“I don't know why, but I always headcanon the legends forget where they park the waverider sometimes and are just wandering around an empty field with the hands extended screaming GIDEON HONK THE HORN”

"MANOPAUSE"

ray: i made a few improvements

“you should have made a few more”

“it still is a stupid looking suit”

"being that you're about to see Barry.... Maybe.... Possibly... TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE FREAKING SPEEDSTER YOU'RE FIGHTING. HE'S GONNA BE RIGHT THERE. DO IT."

final "nate, stop" count: 5

Saving Hex, Acting as an Outlaw, Bandanna Banter, Stopping the Bullet, Stopping the Train

last one!!! legends of tomorrow 2x16 and 2x17 rewatch!

lets finish off this shit show before the season starts

october 7, 7pm EDT

legends of tomorrow 2x10 and 2x11 rewatch!

september 16, 7pm EDT!

“How has gideon warned NO ONE that there is an intruder on board”

“gideon's already on amaya's side- what a babe”

“nate fucked up so badly so quickly- a real legend at heart”

nate: "-- with my friends"

“he's so happy to have friends”

“yes, these people i've known for three days, my besties”

you'd think a historian would be more.... historically sensitive

“Ray busts in like "No one will kiss my boyfriend"”

nate: [arthurfist.jpg]

‘ninjas’ should wear green, oliver should wear black

i still can't believe mick took the time to change

martin and jax: synchronized sitting™

“Isn't it convinent that the two people who had the closest relationship to Barry discovered Barry's secret message/ Imagine how awkward it would have been if it was like.. Mick who discovered it.”

mick, wearing a ‘ninja’ outfit: i have no proof ninjas are real

amaya: you might even be a hero

mick: lol gross

stein has the best Narration Voice

“ray the stay-on-ship mom”

“Sara: Brb Gonna go kill a zombie k hav fun”

sara offering up ray even though they were letting her leave

“me and my IRRATIONAL FEAR are staying RIGHT HERE”

sara: *slams zombie head on the maps*

sara those are important maps

sara you ruined the maps

martin: i'm dying better show off my smarts

martin: this might be my last chance

"he died as he lived"

martin and ray have heart to hart about jax in 1x04 and 2x04

jax your leg [myleg.gif]

a fire extingisher...... is used to save........ heat wave.....................

“did they just...wait for daylight to go pull nate out from under the zombie corpses”

headcanon: clarissa, beverly, lily, and sometimes caitlin have weekly dinners together to talk about how proud they are of martin and jax.