#legaur

- @lower-management

it’s going rather well! my companion has been helping me out, bringing me food and ambrosia and such, preening my wings, dressing my wounds… the voices have calmed down too. I’ve been trying to walk and such - I feel that I will be healed by two weeks’ end! I am having horrid nightmares though. Truly horrid.

thank you for asking, Mx. Duke Beelzebub - it is always lovely talking with you.

Up to you but if ya tell her not to do zomething believe me zshe'll do it in a heartbeat.

please, please stop this madness. stop the cruelty and malice towards the undeserving. do not let the False One hurt the poor young one, the soon-to-be wed Morningstar, @janeway-lover. if it is as I’ve feared, the False One is playing Their tricks again. their red text puts a feeling of fear deep in my core, and while I know I cannot stop them, I beg of You, who art both kind and loving, spare the young Morningstar. let her live happy and joyous, safe to a reasonable extent with her newly wed and her many swords. let her only perils be the curiosity of her siblings and the scalding hot of fresh baked goods.

please, Lord, keep this young one safe.

Iz that true?

- @lower-management

well, yes! you were very nice to me, at least. you said thank you, and didn’t say ‘screw oft’ or something of the like when I offered tea, and were generally very pleasant to be around. you even gave me tips to help with my situation, which I consider to be help! I am very thankful for you, and I think you’re the very good sort of demon. still perfectly evil, of course (is calling you nice an insult?), but very good to be around, especially when I am still heaven-presenting (is that a word?).

sincerely,

hello, all you of tumbler! I am Xyradimanthes LeGaur, resident of the sloth ring, and I have done something truly great today.

as some of you might know, there was recently an incident down in hell. there was holy water leaking from somewhere I think, and holy water is bad for demons (it makes them go all steamy and smoky and dead and that is very mean) and it makes me feel horrid that it happened.

it turned out alright though! no worries, all, no demons died, everyone turned out okay!

except…

lord beelzebub! (dun dun dun…)

I heard, through a rather cheeky means of… eavesdropping (extremely bad of me to do! even though I really only… listened into what my morals told me. it did make me twist my ankle, though, so it must be wrong,) that our dear mixer lord beelzebub had some of it spilled on their lovely hands! like I said, holy water is very bad for demons.

it burnt wholly through their hand! I felt deeply erred about this.

as soon as I heard this dreadful news, I offered to heal it for them. they said yes, and I was ecstatic! I hurried to them and healed their wound (after getting approved, of course - wouldn’t want to break a limb!). it healed spectacularly, thank goodness. no trace of damage.

and, get this, they gave me advice to get demons to stop trying to steal my wings off me! and said, and I quote, “have an infernal rezt of the day”!

I think I’ve made a friend! I’m so happy!

Dear Mx Duke Beelzebub, if you read this, thank you for being nice to me; it made my year!

Sincerely,

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