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I want to see Matt Murdock and Harvey Dent get into a legal debate. A jump for one over to the other universe (but everybody has to be cool) or both jump to an intradimensional safe zone to talk about the Superhero Act that precipitated the Marvel Civil War or how Murdock would have gone about defending Batman in Arkham that one time (or prosecuting???).
I just think it'd be neat.
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Racists are all like, "What's happened to this country, why are there spanish options on government forms!" Meanwhile, what we think of as "legalese" is actually a legacy of bilingual options harking back to the government's founding:
Aid and Abet.
Cease and Desist.
Heirs and Assigns.
Free and Clear.
Terms and Conditions.
Last Will and Testament.
These are the francophone and anglophone versions of words, included together for the sake of clarity.
I'm a relatively intelligent person, but I always have a tough time figuring out wtf I have to do to agree or disagree on tumblr's privacy setting.
"I am the Lorax;
I speak for the trees.
And trees, like all plants,
speak in thick legalese."
Breach of confidence, carries consequence.
-Raja R.
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Lawyering through fandoms: The four types of common law murder
1) Frank Castle / The Punisher shoots a criminal because he wanted to. It was not out of self-defense and Frank had time to think about it. Intent-to-kill murder.
2) Matt Murdock / Daredevil beats up a criminal with his sticks until the poor bloke goes unconscious. Unbeknownst to Matt, the guy ended up dying in the hospital due to the several blows he took to the head. Grievous bodily harm murder.
3) Party!Thor Odinson decides to hold another party in Midgard. On a dare, he sends a bolt of lightning at a random passing car. The lightning was supposed to miss since Thor only meant to scare the person. Instead, the lightning directly hit the car and electrocuted the person to death. Depraved heart murder (or reckless murder).
4) Scott Lang takes part in a burglary, specifically to steal the Ant-Man suit from the Pyms. During the course of the robbery/burglary, he unintentionally scares Hank and Hope’s live-in maid. The maid has a sudden heart attack and dies instantly. Felony-murder.
"What about the little doggie?" said an elderly voice. "What happens if it passes away, gods forbid?"
"The bank comes back to us, Aunt Careful," said Cosmo to a very small old lady in black lace, who was engaged in some embroidery.
"No matter how the little doggie dies?" said Aunt Carefulness Lavish, paying fastidious attention to her needlework. "There is always the option of poison, I am sure."
With an audible woosh, Aunt Careful's lawyer rose to his feet and said: "My client wishes to make it clear that she is merely referring to the general availability of noxious substances in general and this is not intended to be and in no way should be taken as an espousal of any illegal course of action."
He sat down again, fee earned.*
* For considering implications and intervening with due clarification: $AM 12.98p.
Terry Pratchett, Making Money
