#lefttreephantom

1, I said potentially a minor So you either lied about lying about your age, or you are lying now. Either way you are a lair, I will not remove your name from my post because if you are underage NSFW blogs need to block you for their own legality sake.

2, you ran your own mouth and spilled more lies. Not my fault you can't keep them consistent.

3, you stated "I've been lying" implying it wasnt a one time lie and you are continuing to do so.

Mmm, Otis loving hours! I’m just gonna do some general stuff for our crusty boy.

- He is by far the last person in the Firefly family to start trusting you. His personality comes off as the complete opposite of Baby’s and only his family is sure he won’t kill you every time he starts threatening you with something sharp.

- When Otis does finally get around to liking you, you won’t know. He’s incredibly bad at conveying his emotions in a way that a newcomer can understand, so you’re left oblivious until he finally makes a move. While the rest of the family knows he likes you, Baby is the only one he is honest about his intentions with which is a mistake because she constantly teases both of you.

- Otis finally makes a real move at their next Halloween party. It comes in the form of him giving you a knife and telling you to get things started for him with the new guests. If you’ve stayed alive this long, it’s because you’d be willing to do it. As you slice into your victim, Otis begins whispering praises into your ear and you realize how close he is. When you turn around to tell him you’re done, he pulls you in for a kiss.

- Let’s be honest, he’s kinda dirty and smelly but not unbearably so. If you think he saves tongue kisses for the third date or so, you’re sorely mistaken. His mouth is clean enough, although the taste is a bit metallic. 

- The next first time won’t come long after that because Otis feels like he’s waited long enough for it. With the rest of his family cheering the two of you on, he’ll pull you upstairs and into the bedroom. If you’re really not ready he’s willing to step on the brakes for a bit, but otherwise, get ready for a long and crazy night.

Believe me, they’ve been like this for a while.

I’ve had my bisexuality erased twice.

First was some asshole who got pissy over a Steven Universe fancomic, who accused me of “pulling the bi card” after repeatedly calling me straight, and ended their little rant with “now fuck off straightie”

Not to be the bearer of bad news but from what I hear the copyright on Chop Top is...messy and the reason why we've never seen him in any other TCM property (unless you're counting cornbugs) and why All American Massacre has never been released so im not sure if we'll be seeing him in any official form ever again

I think pumped up kicks is more popular because it's catchy and was a huge hit a few years ago