#lefact

LENNON DAVIES

your significant bother.

long time no tease.

what the fuck is bubblegum?

you should be grateful, I’ve given you an edge.

public indecency isn’t a charge I want.

ELI ELI

so i’m dead now.

that’s illegal and morally reprehensible .

i cannot afford crack.

i’m like a ghost, i’ll just vapor away into the mist when you swing. 

i’m under no legal obligations.

i listened to marilyn manson once.

i’m nobody’s goth boyfriend.

men deserve rights, too!

what the fuck is lil yeeyee?

RANDY EPHRON

y’all like the white stripes? 

one hundred percent convinced dunkin’ donuts puts crack in their coffee.

go do a jazz square somewhere or something.

if you drink milk with coke I can tell you right now that you’re going to hell.

this is why we will never have six. 

as a certified bully, it doesn’t hurt to crush people’s hopes and dreams every once in a while. 

people that make bowls out of apples are not to be trusted.  

you gonna put me out with your tears, madame fire department?

you leave ___  alone, you big bitch.

ASA JONES

you’re acting like a thirst bucket.

not my fault you choked on a tic tac.

if i had to look at it so do the rest of y’all.  

do artists fuck demons?

wait, why am i the wife?

where’s those clout vitamins now?

i see you paying bills!

put that side boob away. 

delete my number. 

CARI JONES

kinda feel like going into a coma and never being spoken about or mentioned again by everyone i know, and fading into oblivion like the plot device i am.

guess it’s time to sell feet pics.

if it doesn’t come with candy hearts i don’t want it.

not that i would know anything about science.

you can't talk to me this way, i'm dying.

me, minding my sagittarius business. 

i'm sexually liberated in my imagination.

i’m a ring pop kinda gal, myself.

LARA KIMBERLY

she’s a latin king.

i pride myself in being season 3 manny thirsty at all times.

it’s not my fault i’m pretty.

i’m really, like, scared of jeffree star.

straight boys date a model and start acting brand new.

but you get the thrill of killing hamsters huh.

i’m saving MY tragic backstory for marriage, which is the way God intended.

you good sis? like, are you good, though? sis, are you good, sis, though? are you good? 

that’s not a passing comment that’s a felony, dude.

why let boys stress you out when you can stress them out?