anyway tony got me thinking but i just gotta tell yall that in the game i dm, there is a pc (tony) who is an alligator folk named leatherheart. he is big and gruff. he is every bit a fighter. his wife is an elf woman named illyanna who is a princess turned barbarian. they love each other very much.
we did a mini-session where leatherheart had to stop his wife from being married off for a political marriage against her will and the entire campaign was just this
SEVEN FOOT ALLIGATOR BEAST
RUNNING AROUND THE ENTIRE KINGDOM
YELLING
“WHERE IS MY WIFE???”
“I JUST WANT MY WIFE!!!!”
“MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!”
and honestly they’re Goals











