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*Pouts* I am stuck for words .. this does not happen to me

I am not laughing because I think its funny. I am laughing because I pretty sure I have actually failed possibly the most easiest challenge that could be given to me yet. 

  All I had to do was learn the Tin Whistle 'Should have chosen the Ukulele'

 So I have 10 days left. And so far this is what I have ...

A terrible recording of Twinkle Twinkle

A number of unfinished given up recordings

Several recordings ending in F*ck or Sh*t

Three of bottles of wine in my fridge

Its currently 00:23 and I really want to practice but I'm pretty sure that will not go down well with my roommates..

'Naw like' 

I am half way through this challenge and holy crap! I am awful at playing musical instruments... the tin whistle anyway!

  Seriously, how hard is it to blow into a metal tube? Every time I play and get a wrong note I throw it from me and don't look at it for another 2 days. 

I just attempted to record The Rose ... FAIL

I am a child .. Basically. 

  I am throwing tantrums at this stupid tin whistle 'Whoops I nearly spelled Tampons, this would have made this challenge a lot more interesting'. I was trying to learn a simple tune which most 5 year olds could play and I kept getting the notes wrong.

'Why didn't I choose the Ukulele' 

  So far I can play what sounds like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I then jumped to a bigger challenge of playing my Heart Will Go On. My aim I have decided (because I have been told this challenge is to easy to learn one tune in 30 days) is to record ten tunes by the end of the 30 days. This is a tune every 3 days. 

  With this I need to start going, honestly my roommates are going to kill me practicing and recording 'Recording will probably take around 10 tries' 

  For this challenge I will learn a musical instrument. I've decided to do this challenge as I currently do not know how to play an instrument (well apart from drums, which I wouldn't really count) and I don't know, it would be nice to say that I can.

  But which Instrument? My friends suggested either the ukulele or the tin whistle .. after much thought 'Thinking about which was actually cheaper' I have decided on the tin whistle.

  In 30 days I will be recording and upload myself playing a tune. So far I have been practicing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and already I have given up, taking it very thick and huffing when I don't get the right note.