Things Ever Grande’s Elites Are Not/Are Suppose to Do!
A Rules Page written by Steven Stone, for Sidney, Glacia, Phoebe, and Drake
Everyone must arrive on time and well rested.
Paperwork must be turned in on my desk by the respective date.
Sign your papers accordingly to your full name.
Do not use crayon to sign your name.
Shoes are meant to be worn at the work place at all times. Socks or no socks, do not come in without shoes. (exception is Phoebe)
No skating across the floor while barefoot, Phoebe.
Metagross is not to be used as a sled. No exceptions.
Do not play music so loud that it can be heard from the Champion’s Chambers.
No drinking and battling at the same time, Drake.
Papers not signed accordingly will need to be done again.
The Beldum are helpers, not toys.
Don’t get Glacia to be angry at you. Just don’t.
Pull the fire alarm only if it’s an emergency.
If you lose your Mega Stone, i’m not giving you another one.
Ordering food is strictly only available during after-hours.
Do not hide Feebas in Drake’s bed. Wallace will be displeased with you.
Shut the lights off after you’re done. Do you know how much electricity Ever Grande uses each day?
My credit card is not allowance money.
Don’t scare the challengers away, the league gets enough calls as is.
Parties are to be authorized through Steven Stone, not during business hours.
Brendan and May aren’t allowed to stay in my office. Period.
Electric shock pens will be forbidden, if there is one on your person then I will issue you a warning.
Refrain from referring to Steven’s pokemon as ‘scrap metal’.
Skarmory is allowed to tapdance wherever he desires.
Nosepasses are prohibited from staying around unless during a battle. Metang love to cling to them.
Nurse Joy is your Nurse, not your babysitter.
Don’t back talk Wallace, he has the same authority as Steven does.
No water sliding down the Elite Bridges. I’m looking at you, Glacia.
Do not blow fire down the hallway while drunk, Drake.
Archeops has the right of way.