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Eeeeee THANK YOU. THAT'S SUCH A NICE COMPLIMENT. YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS CHARACTERIZATION DON'T YOU.

I'm glad you like 'em! <3 The Nordics are some of my favorites but you'd never know from looking at my tumblr. This is one of my angsty couples though WHOOPS

Who is the big spoon/little spoon

These two spoon rarely spoon because Sweden feels incredibly awkward spooning Denmark, but at the same time isn't comfortable with Denmark spooning him. It reminds him too much of memories he'd rather not think about. When Denmark is sure Sweden is fast asleep though, he'll curl around him. Denmark's actually very gentle about the whole ordeal, which is why when Sweden wakes up - before Denmark, always - he doesn't get angry about it, just slips out of bed to make breakfast without a word.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity

The both of them actually really like children and animals, so they'll often go to the park and strike up conversations with people walking their dogs, or offer to play football soccer or catch with some of the kids. It's a pretty adorable sight actually.

Who uses all the hot water in the morning

Neither of them. (See previous domestic meme comment about Nordics and conserving warm water.) Sometimes, Denmark does it, but he always feels bad about it later when Sweden comes out of the shower dripping wet and shivering. (And glaring. Mostly glaring.)

What they order from take-out

Whatever Denmark wants. Sweden likes quiet home-cooked meals and would rather not have to order take-out. Also, he's a wreck over the phone with people he doesn't know. Anxiety. Denmark, though, likes variety and likes to get take-out on occasion.

What is the most trivial thing they fight over

Denmark likes leaving the TV on even when he's not watching it because he likes being surrounded by noise. Sweden, on the other hand, enjoys silence most of the time, and thinks that leaving the TV on is a waste of electricity. Sometimes he blasts ABBA over the sound of the TV, mostly to piss Denmark off.

Who does most of the cleaning

Sweden. He tried to get Denmark to help him once, but then later he found the linens in the kitchen in one of the cabinets. Right underneath the glassware. Since then he's decided that Denmark is more of a liability than a help while cleaning. (Denmark did it on purpose.)

Who leaves their stuff around

Denmark. It drives Sweden crazy, but he tries to ignore it, not wanting to seem too pushy. When it gets to be too much to handle, though, Sweden will take all the stuff Denmark's left lying around and just dump them on his bed.

Who remembers to buy milk

Sweden, he's the one who stocks their fridge because hes the one who cooks. (Denmark would burn down the house. He's just terrible with making food for some reason. Almost as bad as England.) Plus, Denmark is pretty forgetful. He'd leave rotten milk in the fridge for days and wonder what the smell was.

Who remembers anniversaries

They both remember them, but Denmark always waits for Sweden to make the first move. Even if it's just a mumbled 'happy anniversary', Sweden gets really embarrassed and Denmark finds that really endearing. Denmark then smothers Sweden in chocolate. And coffee. It's their thing.

Yesssss. More domestic memes. My day has been made. Sorry this took so long. I had to do things the other day.

Who is the big spoon/little spoon

Finland is the big spoon, not because he's particularly attached to that position, but because he just really likes cuddling and it's easier to cuddle up to Norway than to convince Norway to cuddle him. (Norway puts up no resistance.) 

What is their favorite non-sexual activity

Finland likes dragging Norway to an ice rink and playing hockey with him. Norway, while not a huge fan of hockey - at least, not compared to Finland - is naturally very competitive and end up giving the match his all anyway. And when I say competitive, I mean COMPETITIVE. (There is blood.)

Who uses all the hot water in the morning

Neither of them! When you live in places as cold as Finland and Norway, you learn how to not use all the hot water.

What they order from take-out

A lot of fish, usually. Norway's the one who places the orders. (He doesn't trust Finland to come back with something that doesn't look like it should never be eaten. But that's just Finnish cuisine for ya'.) Finland's pretty oblivious to the fact that Norway tried to keep him away from choosing their food. And all the better for the both of them, really. 

What is the most trivial thing they fight over

Finland likes going out and seeing people and doing things and visiting his friends, who he considers very important people in his life. Norway, though, is a homebody and doesn't like leaving the house unless he must. It drives Finland even more insane when Norway tells him it's 'too cold' to go out.

Who does most of the cleaning

Finland would insist that they both do the same amount of cleaning, because Norway always insists on making Finland clean with him, but in actuality, Norway does most of it because even if they are cleaning together, Finland doesn't do as much work because he cares much less, and Norway is a cleanliness freak who just picks up the slack.

Who leaves their stuff around

Finland is really sloppy and he tends to leave stuff everywhere. He only really notices when he starts to trip over them. Norway - as seen above - is kind of anal about neatness and would love nothing more than to just follow Finland around and clean up all his messes, but that the same time he's pretty passive-aggressive and instead just leaves the stuff where they are in silent protest, hoping Finland will take the hint and put them back where they belong. (Finland has yet to take the hint.)

Who remembers to buy milk

Norway! He actually drinks it a lot of milk, like a little kid, which Finland finds infinitely endearing.

Who remembers anniversaries

They both do. Norway pretended to forget once. Never again. They spend the day snuggling on the couch with hot chocolate and giant blankets surrounded by the flowers Finland bought, just watching TV. It's pretty low-key and they both rather like it that way.

Cute :)

Thank you, Major!

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