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Sunday morning chill #ThePup #lazymofo #sundaymood #curryscentedbitch #browngirlmagic (at The Heights, Jersey City)

I am a lazy little shit, so here two last pieces for inktober... Day: too late, obv. Did you know, that you have to it unhealthy things from time to time? Otherwise your salivation might cause deadly dehydration... #inktober #twosentencehorrorstories #late #lazymofo

I don't mow my lawn #lawngrowing #lazymofo 🍁

Give me a letter and i'll tell you my 5 favourite blogs starting with that letter

the bus driver was ignoring my stop sign so he skipped my bus stop.. i walked over to him and said pls stop the bus i need to get out, so he stopped literally at the place i had to be hihihihi (instead of walking for 5 minutes) 

For most people summer is a time that you get to have a break from school, hang with friends, and just relax. For me, summer is when I get to sit at home, watch Netflix or Hulu (I don't discriminate), sleep in until noon, and not put on actual clothes unless it is a must (most times it isn't). Does this make me "anti-social"? Maybe. Does this mean I am lazy? Most definitely. Is it wrong that my friends wanna hang out with me but I claim that I am visiting family in another state? Absolutely. Here's the thing, I love summer because it allows me to be my true self, a lazy bitch who just wants to sleep, eat, and watch Netflix all the live long day. I turn into my freaking spirit animal (which is a sloth) over the summer. All year long my inner sloth has been deprived of being a lazy ass and I think that at the very least it should emerge during the summer. Actually during the summer I have discovered many hobbies that I love doing such as: watching YouTube videos until I've seen them all, memorizing all of the lyrics in the song Fancy, playing the sims so much that my sims have a better life than me, and stalking all my fave celebs on twitter and constantly tweeting them to follow me. So parents and dear friends, the next time I have to hear that I'm "lazy" and I have "no hobbies". I don't wanna hear it cause A: I already know I'm lazy and B: I just gave you a list of my hobbies so stfu. And for everyone else out there who are exactly like me you're awesome and we should totally hang out sometime. But like not in person cause that would require for me to wear pants and I'm not about that life. ✌️✌️