#laxter

1) who can outdrink the other?

dexter. larrikin definitely isnt a lightweight but he WILL ham it up and take every excuse to act the fool <3

2) who says “I love you” more?

larrikin, though its a close thing. he'll drop it in everywhere, even if hes just walking to the other side of the room. dexter tends to show it in his own ways

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?

neither? both? they were relatively young joining up to the war, and both are the adventuring sort. they sleep BETTER together, certainly (sleeping in a camp with the dead men is most comforting, of course, knowing everyone was safe just by their breaths), but are also used to being apart

4) who swears more?

answered!

5) who does more of the housework?

anton lmao. midnight hotel, at your service. (really though, dexter. habit, he supposes)

6) who forgets their anniversary?

answered!

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

larrikinnnnn. little shit goes from big spoon to starfish at the drop of a hat. dexter probably sleeps through it though

8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

neither. really, if snoring stopped you sleeping, being a soldier is NOT the career choice for you

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

both. dexter carrying in strays, larrikin instantly falling in love with them despite how mangy they are, and then anton comes in to remind them they do still live in HIS hotel (they should really get a flat, but... well)

10) who usually makes dinner?

THEY LIVE IN A MAGIC HOTEL OK. neither of them can cook. dexter could probably manage to follow a recipe but also i do not trust him

(sorry for skipping 11-15 but i am... very tired and they werent as fun)

16) who gives the other cringeworthy pet names?

both! its a competition. a very old one. repeating old names gets a penalty. theres a scoreboard somewhere...

17) who fusses over takes care of the other when they get sick?

do sorcerers even get sick?? i imagine theyre both pretty fussy but in different ways. larrikin is very "do you need anything are you comfortable can we cuddle" while dex will have to force larrikin to rest sometimes (by offering cuddles. of course)

18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?

both! again, it comes with knowing each other for centuries. their longest "fight" probably lasted about a century, only out of pure stubborness

19) who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

both. dexter isnt as obvious about it but larrikin will attach himself to his partner at any chance

20) who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)