#latinafication

Unbeknownst to him, that scent was having an effect on him. The prick on his finger pulsed as he continued to smell the flower’s scent. And a wave emanating from it coursed through his body. Darkening his skin, as does the rose’s red color shine bright, Rick’s new golden tan glistened in the sun. As a rose buds, his chest too began to bud, swelling rapidly. Continuing to hold the flower, his insides flowered, removing him of his masculinity and replacing it with his new beauty. The scent of rose spread around him, engulfing him in it’s beautiful aroma. As he arrived back in his apartment, he put the singular rose into a cup and filled it with water. A beautiful sight he thought. Then he looked in the mirror and saw a beautiful woman. “Ay que bonita también” ella respondió. El apego a esa rosa nunca se desvaneció para Rosa Flores. Llenó su apartamento con más rosas y las agregó en su armario. Ella se convirtió en una con la Rosa. ("Oh, how pretty too" she replied. The attachment to that rose never faded for Rosa Flores. She filled her apartment with more roses and added them to her closet. She became one with the Rose.)

tú: Who are you?!?! Milca: Milca, tu novia. Déjame mostrarte algo de Columbia que no pueden mostrarte (You and your friend Mike were watching a show on Columbia. You liked the show, but Mike felt strangely like he had seen all of this before. His skin was tanning, his hair was getting longer, his tits and ass were growing. He began to understand the natives who spoke Spanish and remember the places they spoke about. "My first boyfriend kissed me there."When you left the room, Mike went into another room and came out in different clothes. He came back, turned off the television, and waited for you. You: Who are you?!?! Milca: Milca, your girlfriend. Let me show you some Columbia they can't show you)

She is now a proud, fit and patriotic Mexicana Marine, carrying the Mexican flag with pride.

Woman: wow, that is spicy!!! haaa-haaaa, wa wa water.  Woman: Excuse me sir, I need water Cocinero: Qué ? Lo siento no te entiendo Woman: Wa wa water Cocinero: ¿Qué? *La especia tiene efecto sobre las mujeres. Cambiando su piel y sus rasgos* Mujer: ¡Agua, necesito agua por favor! Cook: ¡Aaah, sí claro! ¿Como estas ahora? Mujer: Ahora muy bien. Pues... ¿tienes salsa picante? Me gusta mi comida mas picante que esta.

Cuando dije que quería una “pelirroja”, me refería al cabello rojo natural, no a una niña hispana con el cabello teñido de rojo. ¡Y no me refiero a MÍ! (When I said I wanted a red head I meant natural red hair, not a hispanic girl with dyed red hair. And I didn't mean ME!)

¡Mira! You like mis clavos? ¿Sabías que había un nuevo salón de uñas hispano cerca? I find mi new favorite lugaaaar!!! Something seems different about my girlfriend... hm... maybe it’s those nails. I should go with her next time to see what’s up.