#lass ask

This is a fun question omg. Let me put my thinking cap on- to preface this, the boys will date whoever they want to and my head cannons are just that---- HEADcannons. Also, if you don't fit into any of these categories then bro it's fine, I probably don't either LOL. idk them irl obviously but in my delusional mind, let's take a journey down this gender neutral rabbit hole. (fan chant order, because, obviously.)

Kim Namjoon- I think he'd date someone pretty calm. Like, they'd need to be really introspective and smart (arguably smarter than him). I think it would be really sweet if like he met someone and like was instantly obsessed with hearing them talk and the way their brain thinks and the little comments they make under their breath. I think he'd fall in love really fast and really hard but he a super mature partner in a relationship. I think he'd like someone who's a little weird and awkward and makes weird jokes that no one really pays attention to in a group but he hears them and they make him laugh and that's all that matters.

Kim Seokjin- I think he'd date someone really independent. Like a Bad Ass who intimidates everyone because of how put together they seem but still has the funniest, most likable personality. I think I could see him being with someone who has their own career, their own goals, their own version of how they want their life to be and Jin fits into that perfectly which is great- but it's very much of like, both of them making active plans to be together. I think he'd be with someone who's down to do nothing and low maintenance.

Min Yoongi- BRAT TAMER MIN YOONGI AGENDA! I fully think it would be so incredibly funny if he ended up with a pillow prince/princess who wants what they want, knows how to ask for it, and expects to receive it. Like, imagine him just sitting back and watching the person he was with throw the biggest attitude to someone (only if they deserved it) and just like...smirked. Also, he's so good at banter AHHH he's so good at banter. MLM is my ideal yoongi pairing LOL

Jung Hoseok- I would love to see hobi with someone completely opposite to J-Hope and exactly the same as Hoseok at the same time. What I mean by that is like the most sarcastic, surly, standoffish person. I'm picturing a cat and dog relationship. Like, you invite them to a party and they walk in and Hobi's like HEY! and they're in that back like hey. But they're also the same bc they both curse a lot, are incredibly trendy and cool, and are into the same things. I also think the person who goes out w him needs to be cooler than him lol like they show him good music he's never heard before and buys him trendy sneakers and takes him to shows he loves.

Park Jimin- Jimin needs a bestie as a bae. He, in my mind, dates his best friend and they do everything together and it's the most comfortable relationship. They're solid and stable and they love each other a lot. I bet they'd hold hands everywhere and all of his friends love them and all of your friends love him and it's just great. Your mom sends him more gifts than she does for you and you guys are just soulmates.

Kim Taehyung- Tae's gonna end up with the weird hot person. Just like him! I fully believe no one boring or relatively normie could date him lol. I think they'd have to be just as much of a romantic as him, just as wistful and childlike, and have just as niche of a sense of humor. I think they'd do shit like try random hobbies just for the hell of it and when you go visit their house they give you a tour and they're like "This is the rug I made!" or "Yes this is from my candle phase". Idk, vante lives on strong in my head. Also, I bet he'd date someone who plays an instrument or dances or something.

Jeon Jungkook- Jungkook has to date someone perfect. No, just kidding- but he would date someone who's like weirdly good at a lot of things like him and an adrenaline junkie. I wrote one drabble about OC telling JK he stole her personality and I think that's what I see in my head. As long as you're down to hang off a mountain edge, I think you're pretty solid in his book. I just think he'd want a down ass (gender neutral) bitch. I'm gonna write a full drabble about this soon but they'd also need to be a big dog person, obviously bc of bammie.

In the meantime, enjoy this updated banner situation I envision for POW!jk and OC!

kickin my legs and gigglin and shit

My favorite ones are by @lamourche , @lavishedinjimin , @xjoonchildx , and @noteguk

Heck yeah I do!

Anything by @xjoonchildx but especially Close Call

Daydream by @xpeachesncream

Anything by @joonbird but especially Pusher Love Girl

Deep Six. by @bratkook

HI! Yes! I do have specific songs that remind me of the boys actually!

Mercedes by Brent Faiyaz reminds me of JK, I feel like that man got a lot of girls following him around and he is simply a wild stallion brushing them off

Blue World by Mac Miller reminds me of Hobi, actually all of Mac Miller just reads Hobi and Yoongi to me!

Habitual by Justin Bieber reminds me of Namjoon bc that song is so romantic and I love Joon ok it's how I feel about him

Duvet by boa reminds me of Yoongi because he makes me want to rip my heart out and squash it on the ground in a good way

Washing Machine Heart by Mitski reminds me of Tae....do I have to explain this one or can we just cry and move on?

Lovefool by The Cardigans reminds me of Jin, he's champagne and fuzzy sweaters and good home cooked meals and new shiny feelings

Somewhere Only We Know by Keane reminds me of Jimin...I want to cry.

FINE! I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

The Lease - Preview

As far as romance goes, you were doomed from the start.

You barely knew what love was- 50% of marriages end up in divorce and of the other half that managed to stay together, the majority only did so out of sheer laziness. You didn't believe in the idea that humans were meant to marry one person and spend the rest of their lives together.

Everyone eventually fell out of love and marriage was a legally binding trap under guise of a promise. You weren't ever going to be caught in that trap, you had seen the dark side of it too often.

Namjoon came out left field.

He was smart and funny and awkward and made you laugh. You weren't supposed to meet him, but you did. He surprised you in every way, especially when he told you he didn't ever want to get married.

As far as romance goes, both of you were doomed from the start.