Video Description Larry Lazuli knows that nothing says "trust me" quite like a Republican press release. If the Republicans say that the missing Mitch McConnell is doing great and possibly not only recovering, but preparing for an Iron Man competition, who are we to question that? Larry naturally took the whole kerfuffle and turned it into a swingin' tune. He hopes you dig it like a gravedigger.
Lyrics: McConnell is fine! He is healthy and fit. He’s just taking some time. We can verify it! Mitch is doing just great. He is virile and strong. He’ll be leading the pack, he’ll be right back on track before too long.
McConnell is swell. He’s as strong as a horse. He’ll be givin’ ‘em hell, all in due course. Like a case of fine wine, he’s aging great. Give his cap a good twist if you cannot resist. At his age, you can’t wait.
There’s no way that Mitch is hiding inside his tortoise shell. We took a look inside and it was clear he’s doing well. Do I need to remind you of the tortoise and the hare? Trust us, check the finish line, 'cuz Mitch is nearly there.
McConnell looks young. He is SO well preserved. He appears to be resting in peace, like he always deserved. He’s not skipped a beat. He’s not beating at all. Things are under control, Mitch is ready to roll after taking a fall. Bruce W Nelson
