Do you often invite anyone to your hotel room? If so, I’m already intrigued.

Considering this is the first night I’ve had to myself in a hotel room for over a year, I couldn’t say it’s often but it’s certainly in character. I’m always hungry for company and I like to think throwing the net open gives me more chance at diversity of conversation. Ever read those ‘pick your own adventure’ books when you were young? 

@ilya-andrei-andropovich

Personally, I’m pleased that there’s a person who even knows what Rose Gold Methuselah is, or the fact that you’ve broken it out. My only disappointment is that I wasn’t there when it happened. What a shame. Of course, if you’re looking for something good to drink, I can always bring out my Armand de Brignac but it had better be for a good reason.

Either way, tell your mother to stop whining about the Methuselah and find something else to get her panties in a bunch over. My question is, what are you considering a normal conversation? And what do you consider a little bit of freak?

And i’m pleased that someone acknowledges that. I’ll let you know the next time the bottle comes out, which I imagine will be shortly considering it’s my choice of drink on a poolside day. It is June, after all, which means Napa Valley is about to become a sweat lodge, so the pool dips will be plenty. Which type? I’m a fan of the demi sec, personally, but I won’t shoulder the gold.

She gets her panties in a bunch over plenty, so believe me when I say that if it’s over the Methuselah then so be it, I’ll take it. The answer to that is one you’ll have to find out, I don’t give away my secrets in the first conversation with a stranger. Even if said stranger has a wonderful palate for champagne.

@ilya-andrei-andropovich

I’m sorry, I believe I missed your call. Your text? Smoke signal? Flare? Courier pigeon?

What day.

I’ll save you from the bullshit.

I’m so sorry, perhaps my falcon ran into some trouble. As for the call, I would need a number first, my love.

Honesty hour? I was hoping to lure in another fish. Not that you’re superior in your category, but I do have to try and make other friends. We’ll always have Armand de Brignac.

@ilya-andrei-andropovich

The man with a heart of gold enjoys breakfast all day? Why am I even surprised? What happens if someone tells you that they’re not a fan of breakfast all day?

Is that typically a heart of gold thing? I assumed it was a “I enjoy the nicer things in life instead of accepting the boring lunch standards” kind of thing. Lunch is boring, I’m sorry.

I would accept their answer and politely inform them that they are wrong.

@ilya-andrei-andropovich

What a shame that I’m not in London. All the same, I’m glad to hear that you had such a lovely day with your Grandfather. It sounds rather peaceful, and that is something well deserved, in my opinion.

I have to confess I’m disappointed, it would have been lovely to see a friendly face, especially yours. It was a genuinely nice weekend spent in the sunshine, they seem to be a rare occurrence these days so I was happy to soak it up while it lasted. What has you so busy this week and out of my reach?