...Come here. Come here.
*drags a dementor towards the dark lord and has their patronus headbutt it until its basically on Voldemort*
There. You can cuddle this one as well. You like them no?
No. No thank you. Absolutely not. I admire their beauty and grace, and am awestruck by their power, but I do prefer to keep them at a safe distance.
Eagle, come fetch this...thing.














