#laoft ask

this is a tricky one, because if all fae had cells phones, yes they would absolutely view an unsolicited dick pic as an imposition. being nude in public doesnt directly effect anyone else - but the phone, the message system, is a personal private space. Virgil has no problem with public nudity, but somebody walking naked into the family tent at a revel with no invite is still going to piss him off

LOL this is so fun, my friend wyrm (who has since retreated from online life) is the inspiration for Mother's partner in the glimpses of her memory of her own wedding Virgil sees in Vast, because they wrote a super fun au where said character gets frozen/overwinters in permafrost by accident while traveling and returns still person-shaped to a wickhills where Mother is now an eldritch abomination. they also wrote one (in the inpired-by of Group Chat if you wanna check it out) where Emile hits on Virgil's mom.

It's corbin, who has just a hair less built-in fear of fae by virtue of having learned all of it only halfway through elementary school. he actually worries the rest of the friend group a lot as kids, and still occasionally as teens, where he cant help but be a little curious what the strange sound or light was, asking too many questions, forgetting to use euphemisms

and then they kiss right? with tongue? while laoft lmp and ping lmp watch? yes?

LMAOOO ping meets laoft lamp mash up would be extremely fun. laoft virgil is SO excited to do some primal play like in drag my teeth across your chest for someone who he actually has to sprint to catch up with. virgils are going to have SO much fun and then fall asleep naked for 16 hours straight

and the romans verses the pattons being maximum switch to switch combat - ESPECIALLY pat^2 brat v brat max out. the Roman's i think are pretty evenly matched but i think laoft roman probably gets the drop on him the first time just because ping romans not expecting it. and laoft roman might have been angling for makeouts from the jump anyway because thats just how he is akjsdhakh. i can imagine him immediately asking his own LAM 'is it cool if i make out with my not-clone' the second he sees him

Logan, who is only just finding out about this messy ass bullshit and is about to pop a blood vessel: you're doing things like that without a safeword? how do you tell him if you need to stop, remus?

Remus: i can do that??

messiest bitches on the good green earth. kinky as fuck, have never heard of safewords, do not actually understand consent in the slightest, brains absolutely seething with fae-flavor societal bullshit about Deference To Superiors. they are FUCKED (gleeful)

Adder pulled shit at the beginning of their relationship that by the time of EATD is eating him alive with guilt, and they still dont talk about it for several years after.

Adder: i was so cruel to you.... Remus: no its fine, a cruel heartless gentry fucking me like a slut while gradually warming up to me and only me and maybe some cute little nymphlings is like, the third most common sexual fantasy of nymph adolescents everywhere

a dom almost by necessity typically has a lot of self control, whereas a sub is more of a wild card. the surrounding fae have 0 idea of how much self control is the princes versus 'consensually outsourced to a smug little seelie and two giggling pretty boys with a collectively bloodlust kink"

LMP are giving mean girls energy and Virgil is their simp jock boyfriend