Jul 14, 2025
don't come out to Green Lanterns 😐
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don't come out to Green Lanterns 😐
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ouggh venturing into the dark with my little lantern again. it's just me and him against the world
Well. Evil science may have something to do with that. It's hard to be killed when you're already basically a walking corpse
honestly the ideal Lan in dst situation is if she's like. some kind of cryptid to the rest of the cast. nobody has ever met her. she just stands in the darkness and Stares.
“Why are you walking around with a lantern?” “What are you going to do with that lantern?” Can’t I enjoy life?
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I feel like there’s WAY more comedic potential to be explored around the fact that The Guardians don’t really have much practical experience with humans and for a while probably assumed Hal Jordan was representative of All Of Humanity
(Yeah, I know they’re supposedly wise and all-knowing, but if that was true, they should have acted like it)
The Guardians: Update Apparently They Come In Different Shapes
The Guardians: Lantern Jordan We Have Been Informed Earth Is Primary Water Based So We Have Provided You With Amenities To Ease Your Homesickness Hal Jordan, looking at the kiddie pool in his room: Cool thanks.
By the time Jess and Simon come around The Dining Hall is fully stocked with all manner of Human Food For People but Hal’s just like “Yeah, back in my day, they just gave me a single raw potato and called it a day.”