#lanoscar

Oscar : That was so hot, Lando . Lando : I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Oscar : I'm so in love with you.

Lando : Wow, Oscar , you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Oscar : We literally slept together yesterday. Lando : That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Lando : Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Oscar : If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Oscar : Go fuck yourself. Lando , smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

Oscar : Why don’t you go talk to them? Lando , sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure. Oscar : What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen? Lando : They could hear me.

Lando : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Oscar : Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Lando : Talk dirty to me~ Oscar : Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. Lando : Wha- Oscar : The economy is in shambles.

Oscar: I feel like doing something stupid. Lando : I’m stupid, do me.