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Me: (listening to @mycupofstars do Duolingo) Hehe, I heard Lucie (permanently emo character). (vague attempt to repeat phrase)
Megan: That's not remotely a sentence.
Me: What was it?
Megan: C'est un cheval.
Me: Un cheval.
Megan: C'est un cheval.
Me: Un cheval.
Megan: C'EST un cheval.
Me, without a trace of realization or irony: I did! I did twice!
Megan: Oh my fucking God you need to tell Crow
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[being bilingual sucks.
the skin on top of your head, english: Scalp
my brain: SKIN HEAD
*Gavin massaged Calebs skin head*
thank god for dictionaries]
Context makes the world go ‘round
She's making the butternut squash Mac and cheese, I'm Ov Monchies
@mycupofstars: Are you crying?
Me: I'm thinkin' about the crust.
Megan: Have I baked it before?
Me: NO. I would remember. I really love your cooking, and you speak French. You're really cool, you know that?
Megan: You too! You have many qualities!
Me:
Megan: That is an extremely vague compliment but you know what I mean.
Me: No, it's a blank check, I'm taking it
@mycupofstars It sure is great to have a working fuckamaroo
Me: *pauses thoroughly*
Me: I'm sorry you are gonna have to walk me back here
Megan: A fuckamaroo! A zzt zzt?
Me: Man, there are so many things that go zzt zzt
Megan: *digging it out of her purse* A that! A phone...
Me: *groping equally hard for this*...brick? A fuckamaroo zzt zzt.
Megan: Yeah, it's good to have a working one
Me: It really is yeah glad you picked that up
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Talking about ice: Delcat I...almost offered to go check myself but then I would show up at your work with all my organs all deflated like popped balloons They'd have to put wotter in them Megan Yeah don’t Do that Delcat Are you doing many re-wottering surgeries Megan: That is for the ED Delcat: *thinking stickoo* What if it's an ELECTIVE re-wottering Megan That’s called hydration
@mycupofstars
As long as we’re here, my household is fine, but I’m part of the door-ringers because of that (entirely metaphorically, I actually would end up collapsing if I went outside rn, I am heat intolerant like whoa from my meds)--anyone wanting to circulate this info for our more vulnerable folx in the city:
Paypal: [email protected] Venmo: @helpspokane Cash App:$helpspokane
This all goes straight to Spokane Quaranteam, which is taking a jag away from its usual volunteer work of keeping local businesses going during Covid to set up cooling stations, distribute water and ice, and otherwise provide relief for our transient community. Housing is at 99% capacity here and we’re between Seattle and Portland in routes to big cities, so we have a lot of folks without a roof to take care of! Measures are already being enacted en masse, but if you wanted to throw a few bucks or a signal boost toward a really good cause, I give you all my thanks <33
*hydration* why I oughta drink water actually
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Brain: Forgot the word for ankles last night and called ‘em “leg wrists”
Me: *I was trying to repress that god damn you*
My 00s fanfic enthusiast ass:
