#lamourestlaid

ALLY I NEED THAT TOP. THAT IS PERFECT. (also you’re looking hella cute)

Fucking enables me to buy things. Like, all the time.

Unaware of annoyingly effortlessly she manages to pull off everything

The person who made me start using such terrible, obnoxious phrases as “obvs”, “totes”, and “OMW”

Procrastinated on important A-Level work to draw mermaids and used up all my post-it notes when we were in sixth form together

Pulls off the “hipster douchebag” aesthetic while also being quite lovely, so you can’t even make fun of her for it

Jas: i'm the grinch so it's probably not a great idea to ask me about christmas

Rachel: You know my feelings on Christmas

Rachel: (Something along the lines of the Ghost of Christmas Present)

Jas: pahahah

Rachel: ...And that totally DIDN'T just inspire me to listen to the Muppets' Christmas Carol soundtrack

Rachel: ...Which I totally DON'T own

ur hella cute alice

Rules:always post the rules/answer the questions of whoever tagged you and write 11 new ones/tag 11 people and let them know they’re tagged

My questions from John: 1. One South Park character the world needs more of? Kenny McCormick, and the McCormick family in general. 2. One city you’d like to visit? Chicago, Illinois 3. Favorite species of penguin? Little Blues-cuties 4. Favorite historical/political figure? Does Jesus count? If not, probably Barbara Castle 5. Castles of Spaceships? Spaceship castle, obviously 6. Are you closer to your mother or your father? Tough one. I spend more time around my mum, but we also get into more fights. Depends, I guess... 7. Pencils or pens? Pens, except when drawing 8. A movie scene that made you cry? Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen 9. Three video games you play? Pokemon, Animal Crossing, The Sims 10. Least favorite color? Chartreuse 11. Something you want to nuke? The patriarchy...

My questions are

What would your ideal pet be that isn't a cat or a dog?

Top five female characters from any media?

If money was no object, what would you make a tv show about?

If you could only read five books for the rest of your life, what would they be?

Would you rather lick a kangaroo's pouch or have boobs for feet?

Favourite physical feature of your own?

What's your usual McDonald's order?

If you could swap lives with any fictional character, who would it be and why?

Blanket fort or bouncy house?

What would your rank in Starfleet be?

If you could get rid of any flavour of jellybeans, which would you choose?

I tag: [you don’t have to do this but it’d be nice if you did]

Felicia/FelixFelicia

Jas/Lamourestlaid

Kaiya/Hyperninjabagel

Alex/Conversewearingdetective

Tash/Baconforalgernon

Lucy/Sugarcrushingdopeshit

John/Tospitejohnsface

Maz/Maz-z

Maria/Onevoiceforever

Shovel/Scottmustlive

Sophie/celebrateinconsistency

Les Misérables by Victor Hugo

Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens

Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Oh, The Places You'll Go by Dr Seuss

The Shack by Wm Paul Young

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

The Colour Purple by Alice Walker

A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett

Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne