#lalohorst

@ring-a-ding-ding123

They fuckin

But how are they fuckin?

SEX HEADCANONS!!!

- Lalo is hung, Horst is the tiniest bit more hung

- Horst is embarrassed by his own size, but loves how big Lalo is

- they do not have penetrative anal sex. Manual, oral, etc etc but neither can take the others’ schlong. They’re both pretty content with the arrangement

- Lalo has a higher sex drive relative to Horst. Horst’s bad health habits like smoking and not sleeping leads to him having a low libido

- Lalo takes the lead. Horst rarely expresses his wants and needs and when he does he’s quite shy about it— he feels he shouldn’t desire those things

- Lalo talks Horst through it with lots of praise, Horst dirty talks in a more plainly observational way

- Lalo has a foot fetish and Horst entertains this

- Horst likes blowing Lalo more than Lalo likes blowing Horst

in the universe where i am not Horst’s fiancé

I don’t think Horst is closeted per se. He doesn’t hide his interest in men, he hides his interest in literally everything.

^ My personal headcanon Horst cringe

^ Newer playlist, I haven’t ironed it out

^ Ms Gale is Horst’s ex-wife/my OC. One of the songs here actually inspired me to give them a baby (yes it died /ref)

^ OLDDDD playlist I don’t ship them anymore and I don’t listen to the playlist either