#laint

Keith: staring as loving husbands do and gets slightly jelous. Then realize hey isn't that a gu' "Hey pidge is Lance flirting with a guy?!"

Pidge:..... really you just realized.

Keith: Walks over takes Lance by the collars of hi jacket "no.. just no. Your'e my boyfriend it's final. No"

Dear Luna,

I will never send or give you this letter because i'm putting so much-- emotion into this shitty thing that you can't ever see it or i will spontaneously combust. But still, i'm writing it all down apparently and if, for some reason you ever find this letter (which i doubt because i plan on burning it and feeding the ashes to that cat outside), FOLD IT UP AND TEAR IT TO PIECES DON'T READ ON OKAY?! good.

I swear to god, you will be the true end of me, Luna. I had no intention of feeling anything for you, that first time we met i was under my own curse but as soon as it was over i thought-- that'd be it, you know? I thought i'd never have true and honest feelings for you. But the truth is that deep down, lying in bed with you after that first time, i knew that there was something different about you. I knew then that you had the potential to destroy me. And it scared the shit out of me. I tried to push you away, i tried to forget about you, to be cruel to you so that you'd leave and i wouldn't ever feel as though i was in love with you. I was so determined to make sure that you would never break me.

But none of that matters now.

I don't know how you did it but somehow you latched onto me. You stole my heart and now i can't get it back. You could do anything, you could have lost control that time and ripped me to shreds and deep down i know that when i woke up i would still love you. Because i'm tethered to you. I can't seem to live, or exist or whatever, without you, and it's pathetic because i know that i worship you, i'd do anything you ask, that old thing that my mom used to say ("if they told you to jump of a bridge would you?") is terrifyingly true with you. It rips me apart to see you upset and i'd do anything to make you happy. 

I'm pathetic and weak but

                                                                               i'm yours. 

You wear my heart on your sleeve and i guess that all i can do now is beg you not to break it.

...Okay. I guess i have to go and burn this now. I love you,

--Taint.

Dear Santa,

I don't mean to be rude but where the fuck were you when i died? Was i put on the naughty list purely for dying? I mean, i know suicide is against the law and everything but COME ON i'm still here and it's not like i get gifts from everyone else.

But i don't even get coal... am i not on either list? DO I NO LONGER EXIST TO YOU SANTA?

If you won't give me any gifts then i do have one wish for this christmas. Yes, it's a while away but i figure you're probably already reading these letters and shit right? Good luck trying to make out what those doodles from two year olds are by the way. It's not a conventional gift but i hope you can do it. For this christmas, i would like you to keep Ally safe. I know she hates me for leaving but i still love her, i'd love to see her again but i can't obviously because i'm stuck here. I would never forgive myself if anything happens to her. If you could, it would be wonderful if you told her that i love her and ask her if there's any way she could get in contact with me. To hear from her would be the ultimate christmas present... I just need to know that she's alright...

Oh, what am i writing to you for? You weren't around when i needed you. When i was a kid. Where were you then? You weren't here. Just like all the others. The only way i would forgive you for that is if i heard from her. I want more than anything to hear her voice.

"Oh--... well that's good." Only then does he realize that he's supposed to be mad at her and he pulls away, taking a few steps away from her.