#lailix

Here me out on this: Lailix Mythology AU

How have we not thought of this before @mother-of-all-monsters?????

okay but listen. Felix being the protective dangerous Persephone to protect his queenly Hades. Felix fucking some shit U.P. with vines and flowers. Growing poisonous flowers to open up and spread pollen and fumes into the air and poison anyone he wants, slowly and painfully. Vines constricting to crush bones and lungs or spear bodies and rip ppl apart. growing roots out of the ground to stand on to be able to peck her on the cheek bc the poor boy is just too small

Amusement played across Laila’s faceas she leaned off the couch to hover over Felix – who insisted, insisted, on sitting on the floor forthe movie.

 I don’t know what’s been on that couch!

 You. You’ve been on the couch, Felix.

 The climax of the movie was lightingup the screen, and intense music filled the living room, before it faded away,leaving the rugged protagonist and his love interest staring at the sunset,then at each other. Gentle music welled up in the movie, spreading through theliving room, and clashing violently with Felix’s glare. Laila’s grin had grown,and she flashed white teeth at Felix before grabbing onto the collar of his sweatshirtand hauling him upwards onto the couch.

 He matched her smile with a frown,sighing dramatically like it was the greatest inconvenience in the world tohave something soft under his ass, and Laila shoved him playfully.

 “You whine so much,” she prodded, “lightenup.”

 He swore and batted her hand away,scowling in a way that she didn’t find intimidating in the slightest, but he wasn’tin a bad mood, despite his determination to not play along with her games. It didn’tstop Laila from trying, and she poked at his cheek again and told him to lookat the TV.

 The generic lead had swept the womaninto his arms, kissing her like his life depended on it, and Felix groaned. He coveredhis face with a pillow that had been stitched closed several times, and slumpedfurther into the couch.

 Seconds passed before Laila snatchedthe pillow away, teasing, “Aww, don’t like kisses?”

 He attempted to grab the pillow back,but Laila held it over her head in jest, and he lunged for it. She tilted herarm to the side, foreseeing his movement, and laughed as he came back downbeside her, empty handed. A flash of his sharp teeth sent a slight shiver downher spine, but Laila didn’t relent, and Felix reached across her lap for thepillow again. When he pulled his attention away from the pillow for asecond to turn his head and look at her, she ran with the opportunity andwhacked him in the face with the pillow.

 He was red and complaining about the injusticein moments, hurling the pillow he had just worked for at Laila in frustration, but instead of poking at his anger, her smile was back. His sneer was wide withindignation as his chest heaved and Laila kissed his cheek. The irritationdissolved like sugar and his mouth was open in shock when Laila leaned back inand pressed her lips firmly against his, and after a long moment, he kissed herback.

You thought I wouldn’t post a Christmas piece didn’t you?? Well guess again!! It’s just late. As usual. I’m still terrible at deadlines I’m so sorry whoops

A super quick but Obligatory Lailix for Valentine’s Day, just for the sake of it.

I honestly don’t have any words. I’m beside myself, SERIOUSLY THANK YOU ALL, I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!

I couldnt’ do anything special when I hit 1000, but I will be damned if I don’t have something for this!!!