#ladyverba

*cuddles and pets gently*  Sorry to hear it bb!  Anastasia and I both found you a few fics to try and make you feel better.  Hope you enjoy!  -Emmy

Anastasia’s Picks:

Seed Wolf (Comic) by Yiichi  *SO CUTE

(Not Rated I Comic WIP)

Stiles finds a mysterious packet of seeds one day called ‘Seed Wolf’. He doesn’t expect anything to grow from them, maybe a flower or something to replace his beloved (and deceased) cactus Bertrand.

What grows from the little seed is surprising.

Introducing Miss Lydia Ladybug Stilinski by 1001cranes 

(2,437 I Teen I Complete)

When Stiles adopts a vampire kitten, no one really believes him.

 “It’s like the vampire abyss stared into the werewolf abyss and decided they need to be bros,” Stiles whispers, horrified.

Wolf In The House by JoeLawson

(33,481 I Teen I Complete)

“What?  It’s totally an improvement.  He’s not scowling, or dating bad guys, or slinking around in unsanitary places.  Still a bit paranoid, but what can you do.  At least he’s a lot easier to get along with when you can buy his affections with ear rubs.”  

“And you always wanted a dog,” Sheriff added wryly.  

“And I always wanted a dog.”

I Know Where Babies Come From, Derek by DiscontentedWinter 

(51,937 I Mature I Complete)   *accidental baby acquisition

Stiles finds a baby on the porch.

It looks exactly like him.

Well, this is awkward.

The Littlest Alpha by triedunture 

(52,508 I Explicit I Complete)

Derek and Stiles have taken out the Alpha Pack and pretty much saved the world. Okay, the town. Okay, their remaining friends. But the Alphas left something behind: a baby. And this baby is an Alpha too. Derek is determined to take care of the abandoned child, and Stiles is stuck going along for the ride.

But Stiles doesn’t expect the ride to include seeing another side of Derek, or to find another way to say “family.”

Strut on a Line, Its Discord and Rhyme by xiaq 

(61,818 I Teen I Complete)

“Carry me,” Stiles says.

“No.”

“But I’m injured.”

“You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”

“Please?”

“No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”

“Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“Don’t play, you love me.”

I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.

I just did a fluff/taking care of each other list, which you can find here (DILF is my go to for fluff)

Emmy’s list

The Alexandrian Solution by Bexless 

(5,317 I Explicit I Complete)

"I accept your body!” Stiles says hurriedly. “I accept you. Sexually.”

There is a pause. Derek says, “Thanks.”

Oh God, He’s Hot by lupus 

(6,063 I Explicit I Complete)

When Stiles came home a couple of days before junior year started from a summer away, he was a little more than excited to see his best friend Derek, especially now that he’d finally gotten the courage to act upon his long standing crush on the guy. There’s just one problem; somewhere in the span of three months puberty hit Derek like the bus hit Regina George and all of the sudden Derek is hot.And Stiles isn’t the only one who’s noticed.

How To Be a Normal Person by drunktuesdays 

(8,344 I Explicit I Complete)

Instead he sits for a moment, looking at the empty search box, fingers on the home row the way his mother taught him.  He thinks about that, and about the hole in the wall he’d lived with for so long, and the way Isaac had grinned at him last night when he’d finally gotten around to plugging the refrigerator in.  

He finds himself typing in, “how to be a normal person.”

Accidentally in Love by Scruffy_Wolf 

(9,384 I Mature I Complete)

Derek has spent his summer vacation crushing on the Sheriff’s son Stiles Stilinski, mostly from afar, but then when school starts suddenly Stiles is sitting next to him in Chemistry and inviting him around to his place after school.

Derek’s not sure what gives but he’s certain that Laura’s behind it.

On Building an IKEA Den for an Alpha Werewolf by orphan_account 

(13,892 I Mature I Complete)

Senior Prom is coming up, and Stiles doesn’t have a date. Additionally, Derek has an unfurnished apartment, and no one to take him to IKEA.

Werewolf Love Songs, Vol. 1 by aggybird 

(37,157 I Explicit I Complete)

Peter decides to use the power of Barry Manilow’s music to make Stiles and Derek fall in love.

Derek was a lot harder to find than Stiles (not too surprising) but I got some of both for you bb!  Jeg håber du nyder disse :D  -Emmy

Derek speaks other languages

Like Wine Upon the Lips by MemeKon 

(1,673 I Teen I Complete)

“So, the word’s on the streets that you’re some sexy polyglot,” Stiles says, wiggling his eyebrows annoyingly before he slumps on the couch next to him and puts his feet on Derek’s coffee table, limbs akimbo, loose and long.

“Sexy polyglot,” Derek repeats, raising an eyebrow, and pushing Stiles’ feet off the table with his own.

“Yeah, you know, sexy man of many languages.”

“I know what polyglot means,” he replies.

Cuisine et Amour by louhz 

(3,044 I Not Rated I Complete)

Stiles needs to get away from everything and ends up in France where he meets a very cute baker named Derek.

The Polish Fic by rabbitxheart 

(3,489 I Not Rated I Complete)

I posted this on tumblr over a year ago, and I didn’t do it well. I treated some very, very sensitive subjects really bad and I took it down. Since then, a lot of people have asked where it went to or why I took it down, so I decided to fix it up. Make it better. I hope I succeeded with that, since it was never my intention to upset anyone.

How to Mostly Fail at Wooing Your Grumpy Next Door Werewolf: a comprehensive guide by Stiles Stilinski by crossroadswrite 

(4,242 I Teen I Complete)

(307): My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches… It is so on.(631): U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole.Stiles peers down at the next profile sees a picture of a man glaring at the camera, ears red and big frames slipping off the bridge of his nose.

Derek ‘bunbuns’ Hale. 25. College student. Likes to take long walks on the beach, shirtless and on a horse and to be a buzzkill that should just get laid.

Another Phase in This World that Brings Death to Life by bamboozledone 

(4,947 I Mature I Complete)

“And I thought the Day of the Dead was a celebration.” Stiles continues as he touches the black pot of white paint when Cora places it back on the table. “This is a bit…somber, don’t you think? Where are the sugar skulls? Celia Cruz on the record player? The taco bar?”

Je t’aime by Robespierre 

(17,652 I Explicit I Complete)

Stiles’ boss is sending him to the Paris office for a few months.  He speaks absolutely no French.  Enter Derek Hale, French tutor extraordinaire.  As Stiles works hard to master a foreign language, everything begins to fall apart around him.Non-werewolf AU.

He Sees Me For Me by Karlarado 

(23,999 I Not Rated I WIP)  *dad!Derek, blind!Stiles

Derek and his adopted daughter move to Beacon Hills to try and start up a normal life. They meet Stiles in a park with his service/seeing-eye dog and while Malia bonds with the dog, Derek ends up bonding with Stiles.

Stiles speaks other languages (Polish really)

Talk to Me, Baby by Sarageek16 

(2,386 I Teen I Complete)

Derek delivers a basket to a neighbor he didn’t realize he had, Stiles speaks Polish, and Laura cackles in the background. Also, a drag queen.

The Mom Packmate by Rose235b

(3,640 I Teen I Complete)

Dating Stiles is an experience all of its own and once you add the Polish food and holidays, it gets even weirder.

Pączki are Always a Solution by KuriKuri 

(4,252 I Teen I Complete)

“Someday,” Scott mumbles around the mouthful. “Someday I’m gonna get this recipe from you.”

“Not unless you marry into the family,” Stiles replies, licking the powdered sugar off his lower lip. “When I say it’s a top secret Stilinski family recipe, I mean it’s top secret.”

(Or: In which Stiles’ babcia mistakes them for a couple and gives away the secret family recipe.)

Say My Name by Dagontherocks, Desmenn    

(4,443 I Teen I Complete)

“Was that Polish?” Derek repeated, eyes glued on Stiles. He took another step into the room. Stiles tilted his head in confusion, his heart beginning to pound for an entirely different reason.“Yes, why?” he answered slowly. Derek’s eyes flashed a brilliant yellow before he snapped his gaze up to meet Stiles.“Can we talk? Alone,” he pressed out. Stiles just nodded dumbly, following in bewilderment as Derek hurried up the staircase and into his room.“If this is about me calling your sisters whores, it was just a joke,” he began as the door swung closed.“You called my sisters whores?” he asked in confused amusement. Stiles scoffed and looked away.“No, I didn’t call them anything,” he lied. Derek didn’t reply, just peered at the boy intensely. After a moment of silence Stiles started to squirm.

Cry Wolf by Sm_luna98 

(33,960 I Explicit I Complete)

My rewrite of teen wolf season 1.

“s..sorry, I didn’t know this was private property I must have-” Oh my god Stiles shut up!! “wondered too far into the preserve and–” Stop talking. Stand up, do something other then talk the man to death. Wow. When did he get so close? I can see his eyes are green….and are staring straight into mine…Awkward. I..I DON’T DO AWKWARD, it does me!!! See what I mean. Oh god he’s still staring.

Ukochany by VincentMeoblinn 

(34,111 I Explicit I Complete)

Derek comes home to find a mail order husband and two amused betas waiting for him. When he realizes their prank was far from harmless he ends up saddled with a husband who barely speaks English but insists Derek is the love of his life. He’s also determined to win him over.

Black Tie Affair by Moit 

(54,722 I Mature I Complete)

Sort of a Girls Next Door/Playboy-Teen Wolf fusion. Derek is basically Hugh Hefner, living in the Hale Mansion with his Partners. He is the owner of the uber successful magazine, Halefire, which was started by his mother. He took over after her untimely death.

one of my fave tags tbh

Dick Pics by EloquentSavage (1/1 | 11,230 | NC17)

Prompt based on this tumblr post. It’s VERY NSFW and maybe the whole thing got out of hand, but you know. That’s what this shit is for.

Bailiwick by littlefrog1025 (1/1 | 3,184 | G)

Boyd always minds his own business, except the one time he doesn’t.

Bonneville Noir by EloquentSavage (16/16 | 60,913 | NC17)

Sliding his hands around Stiles’ chest Derek found the scents of the Camaro, Laura, and New York still clinging to him like a map of the places he had been.

Holding him made him real. He wasn’t a figment of Derek’s imagination. Stiles was here, and he was staying. Uncontrollable relief spilled out of him, but the right words, the right voice was there to pick him back up. Repeated apologies whispered against his skin relentlessly, melting the last of the anger he stubbornly held on to.

In It for The Long Run by theinspiredginger (1/1 | 1,248 | G)

Tumblr Prompt: How about Sterek freaking out on the day of their wedding? Y’know Stiles being all hyperactive and freaking about it,annoying Scott :)

This is a quick little drabble of Stiles and Derek’s Wedding Day. They’re both nervous and need Erica and Scott to make them see sense. No angst, mainly fluff and a little crack.

The World is Beating you Down by Resacon1990 (1/1 | 8,748 | PG13)

“Werewolves?” he says incredulously to Derek.

“Werewolves.”

sparks by thepsychicclam (1/1 | 17,190 | NC17)

we have a derek likes cats but not a dog one. here’s what i could find

Her Name Is Sparkles by sourirs (sourirpourmoi) (1/1 | 993 | G)

Because nessiepresso called me out on my want for a Derek and his dog fic and made me write it.

Plus, who doesn't like Gentle!Derek?