#lady-shadowbinder

Hello my name is Bastard.

I wonder what would happen if I sent ShadyLady like- a thousand cans of ginger ale? I mean I do kinda suspect she just uses random items to make mimics....hmm...

ShadyLady just called me a “Hatchling Child.” I apparently made some sort of squeaking noise cause I thought it was cute and Tess was like “She just insulted you, you know that right?” UHHH EXCUSE YOU HUSBANDO! Being an ‘adult’ is boring and overrated. And kind of a lie anyway we’re here for like 5 minutes c’mon! Rather be a kid any day. >:0

*The eyes in the sky were still visible, blinking occasionally and sometimes changing color, but beyond that and some rather....unusual phenomenons with the machinery of the Shifting Expanse, nothing more has happened yet.* “It would seem that Abyss has given you children. I can see that many of you are accepting them, thank you. I thank you personally for choosing peace over violence.... For those who are....not ready to do so... I ask you to please consider, these were trapped souls, not by Abyss’ doing- he found them that way. And now he has given them a new life, and far as I can see it is theirs to live, free of any control. It may seem like “Freaky shit,” but... Different does not equate bad.  Please....try to have an open mind.”

It has been done~

*Stares at the Mimic Creatures long and hard.* I wonder if this is what ShadyLady does with the monumental mountain of random stuff we all know she’s got? Like- ‘Oh hey this vase is kinda cool why don’t I enchant it to have teeth and bite people? >:3c’ Wonder what would happen if I gave her a bottle of Ginger Ale?