“Of course the creature that’s spent its whole life in a sterile white room escaped and went on a rampage! It had nothing to play with! Not even a tennis ball! Poor thing needed more space! You saw how stressed it was day in and out! I kept telling them that it was only a matter of time before we had a Jurassic World situation on our hands, but nooooooo! It’s perfectly fine to leave the experiment alone in a room without any enrichment, it totally won’t come back to bite us later! Especially not after we’ve been poking and prodding it without giving it any consolation this whole time!”
-Evil scientist that’s planning on strangling her bosses for causing this if her Lovecraftian lab baby hasn’t eaten them already














