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((They are, and it’s pretty damn amazing. Manliest Zelda villains ever!))I’ve already stated pretty clearly that there is a clear distinction between perfume and cologne and I am completely flabbergasted that even such a simple subject is so hard for the lower classes to get. Do I have to make changes to the public schooling system again in order for this to become common knowledge?There is a rich, robust history to every brand name of cologne within this grandiose world that we live in. Every kind from Kiss of the Fairy Queen to Stalfo’s Bite caters to a different person. Some cater to the “working men” and smell like a drowned gibdo like Sea of Red Lions. Some cater to the wealthy, powerful man who constantly lives his life to the fullest and is a virile beast both in work and pleasure. Din’s Fire caters to that man, for I am that man.

((Awesome! Someone reads my tags!))Actually, it smells of imported spices that date back to the time of before the Great Flood and are partily made of the powdered scales of Valoo himself. There’s a fresh, charcoal underscent that’s supposed to remind one of passionate volcanoes and the fires of the primordial. …so, in other words, yes. It smells like, as you crudely put it, “burning”. Exotic, erotic burning.