27 - what is your take on their dynamic in canon?
Really close to my headcanon one, that's for sure! Cartman loves making Kyle's life hell; Kyle feels obligated to stop whatever bullshit agenda he's got going while secretly getting a little kick from it.
It's also interesting to point out that?? Kyle empathizes more with Cartman than Stan??? When Stan becomes semi depressed after being dumped, Kyle ditches him. When Stan becomes actually depressed after 'growing up', Kyle ditches him for Cartman. Like...
Stan: *goes through period of depression*
Kyle: LMAO... I DONT NEED THAT KIND OF TOXICITY IN MY LIFE....... BYE
Kyle: *goes to hang around Cartman, local Nazi, part time schemer and fulltime asshole*
???? Something ain't adding up here, buddy.
Meanwhile when Cartman is bummed out about something, Kyle gets it. He just... fucking gets it. And while I ship Style (a lot), I dunno if they'd ever be able to overcome these empathetic differences they've got and grow as a couple.
Generally I feel like they've got a pretty toxic symbiotic relationship going for them. Cartman needs Kyle so he can torment someone while also staying in line, Kyle needs Cartman so he can exercise his twisted martyr complex on someone.
29 - do you think that canonically, cartman really IS in love w/ kyle, as speculated?
I don't think he wants to cuddle with Kyle on the couch, eating chocolates and smooching under the sunset, but I do think he has some kinda fucked up longing for him. Like a sort of 'he's mine' mentality that he subconsciously (or consciously) projects both onto him and the people around him so they know to fuck off. That projection is also probably why Kyle's the only kid to have never had a real girlfriend agdjhsjs
Idk how to explain it for sure but... yeah.
I definitely think there's something there, but I don't think I'd call it love.
30 - does kyle really care for cartman, or is he just doing “the right thing”, any time he helps/rescues him?
OH BOY.... CONTROVERSY IN AN ALREADY CONTROVERSIAL SIDE OF THE FANDOM....... HNNNGH.....
Okay, so... I'll try to split this out as evenly as I can.
On one hand you've got Kyle The Martyr. Kyle The Brave. Kyle The Only One Willing To Tempt Fate And Stand Up Against Eric Cartman.
And look, Kyle is a good kid, and he is trying to do the right thing-- but I don't think it's just for the sake of doing the right thing. He wants to be held on a pedestal or some shit because of it. He feels guilty over things because he knows he's supposed to, and then he tries to make amends until a better option comes along.
Like in that one episode about TPing someone's house that I don't really remember that well whoops-- Kyle was all "oh no We Must Confess!" up until he found out someone else had taken the blame. And then at the end, instead of just having his conscience cleared by confessing like he claims he wanted all along, he actually rants at Cartman for stealing his spotlight.
Like wow. Real nice morality checks you've got there, kiddo.
You sure confessing was the only thing on your mind??
Anyway what I'm tryna get at with all this is that we could just as easily apply all this to Cartman and say that Kyle hangs around/helps/stops him just so he can get a little kick to his morality's ego. Make him out to be the Good Guy, someone to be congratulated.
Or... we could take the other route, and say he actually cares about Cartman and that's why he hangs around/helps/stops him. Which I can believe, to an extent.
But honestly in the end I think it's somewhere in the middle. Because Kyle needs some way to let himself be hailed as a martyr, and when that way is another person, well-- you kind of end up growing at least somewhat fond of them, no?
31 - how do you think, in canon, kyle and cartman REALLY feel about each other?
Ack, at this point I just feel like I'm repeating myself but: Toxic symbiotic relationship.
"I torment you because it's fun and you give the best reactions while also letting you keep me in line" vs "I keep you in line and stand your tormenting because that makes me a good guy and I really wanna be the good guy."
They're such fucked up little shits, and I hate them so much sgdjsghs