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Hux: I don’t care who wins, I need Kylo Ren to loose.

Now, how it should be:

Kylo: Hux, I swear to every one of the Galaxy’s unexistent gods, you look at me like that one more time and I’ll Force-choke you and say it’s because you were the Resistant’s spy.

Hux: Actually this is the great idea - NOT THE FORCE-CHOKING PART, PUT YOUR HAND DOWN! I’ll become a spy, give them all the information we want, then we will pretend like we are taken by them, but as the First Order is much bigger and well-prepared organisation we’ll assimilate the Resistance while pretending it’s assimilating us. That way we could rule the Galaxy under the mask of “good guys” AND you could convince this girl Rey to join you so together you will balance the Force or what is this kriff you wanted to do, while I will rule the world... 

*somewhere else in the Galaxy*

Rey: I have a strange dream, I saw my family is coming for me. But this family was my brother Kylo Ren with his evil ginger husband and some old Sith claiming to be my Grandpa. 

*somewhere else-else in the Galaxy*

Dear Kylyx fandom,

I’m looking for this fic I red on AO3 where at one point Kylo gets so much on Hux’s nerves that he punches him in the nose in the middle of the breakfast room of the Finalizer.... I do not remember much more about the context, but I cannot find it in my dowmloaded fics...

Please help?

General Hux is a tea drinker. He has a weakness for smoked teas, like Lapsang Souchong and drinks it all day long, plain. As he does not indulge himself with anything else than the neutral regulation soap/shampoo combo, the smoky flavour of his tea is the only external element to his scent. The first time Kylo nuzzle at this particular spot behind Hux’ ears he finds out that, blended with the fair skin, it’s devastating.

Kylo Ren is a caf drinker. A habit he took from Han Solo. He likes it with three spoons of sugar, and drinks a lot of it. He is a bad sleeper. The first time Ren takes his helmet off before Hux, the General can smell the sweet and bitter taste from his breath. He founds out just after that from Kylo’s lips, it is much less appalling.

Bonus:

One day, after a tedious meeting and having no caf close by Kylo is about to add and indecent amount of sugar to Hux’ tea. Hux threatens him of death if he dares to defile his tea. Kylo proceeds to defile something else.