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UPDATES!!!!

FIRST UP: this is what a hyperbaric chamber is according to our listener, tom:

SECOND UP: it actually looks like we’re the third (?) google result for the search “aaron carter poetry.” WHATEVER! google algorithms tell everyone lies about knowledge! 

THIRD UP: we are gonna be on itunes soon! we don’t know why it’s taking so long do you!?! please tell us in the comments!

FOURTH UP: after we asked aaron carter vis periscope “who is she” a lot, aaron spoke the words we typed which is pretty new and weird

due to the ephemeral nature of periscope as a platform, we unfortunately don’t have screenshots of the three of us repeating “who is she” over and over, and the video probably isn’t cached, but u can imagine how exciting it is for us to hear our question repeated in aaron’s voice. we’re reaching a lot of thresholds as a podcast. which brings us to our next question:

WE BEGIN WITH A QUESTION. ARE WE SLUTS FANS?

julie and kyle are going to MEET & GREET aaron in poughkeepsie:

listeners, if you’re going, let us know!!! meet up with julie and kyle arguably! this is a first for us in that we are finally spending our hard earned dollar$ on aaron himself, in order to be graced by his presence. have we gone too far?? what changes when money changes hands?? TELL US IN THE COMMENTS!

yall, is fans haters? 

(this reporter, lyle, sez haters are not fans but agrees that hate spends sacred attention sooooo idfk)

do you think we’re fans? are YOU fans?? please for the love of god, tell us in the comments. see also our facebook page. also, if you have suggestions for what we should do when we meet and/or greet aaron, TELL US IN THE COMMENTS! email us at [email protected]. 

FOOL’S GOLD.

listen to a sample here.

we think this is pandering to current pop radio tastes, but then, who isn’t! what do yall think? do you like this song? are you, too, disgusted by the word “panties” when aaron uses it? 

is aaron a terrifying clown to you?

NEXT UP: AARON AND HOME ALONE: WHAT’S GOING ON HERE.

aaron told us in a twitter missive that he was on his way to hang out with mccauley culkin when 9/11 happened:

coincidence?????? it literally can’t possibly be. 

anyway aaron was tweeting about how he’s been watching home alone:

and i mean the connection between aaron and mccauley (who’s starring in that honda commercial dryvers as a grown-up version of kevin mccallister from home alone) is clear as they share a certain blonde child celebrity neglectedness as well as a clear economic interest in capitalizing on their former stardom as less-cute adults. which is like….tragic? aaron, we feel your pain.

QUIZ!!!! AARON’S EX-FIANCÉ, KERRI-ANN:

allegedly she was also once involved with nick carter, leaving her in a class with paris hilton and possibly some unknown others–that is, ppl who have touched intimately the two carter boys. yikes sis. but also….get it. she seems cool and i personally love her.

have yall seen kerri ann on any of these estemed tvs? tell us in the comments! kyle is the quiz master next time >:-)

ASMRON’S PARTY! for a hot tingle in the brain, listen up.

featuring whispered selections from all your carter favorites, including:

keep believing (another earthquake, 2002)

leave it up to me (jimmy neutron: boy genius soundtrack, 2001)

aaron’s party (come get it) (aaron’s party [come get it], 2000)

CHAN!TING! COR!NER!

in a bizarre turn, aaron seems to have deleted all the tweets that we chanted last week. here’s one:

aaron made tweets that said:

[fucking love these girls]

[one million percent]

[torch it]

but deleted them. but we chanted them. :-) chant along at home!!!

remember, here at aaron’s party, it’s always 4:20 somewhere. 

have you figured out the answers to any of our rhetorical questions yet!????!! if so please tell us in the comments.

ok fools!!! remember to like/comment/subscribe/follow/email us/facebook us!