when the two of you grew up being rivals and now that you have your happily ever after (married with your first child), the two of you have never quite outgrown your competitive nature w each other. the both of you are trying to figure out your baby’s first words & you’re convinced it’ll be “mama” whereas he’s betting that it’ll be “dada”. cue sabotage from both of you, but one night, when he volunteers to put your baby in the bath you eavesdrop on his tactics, only to hear him cooing at your baby and going “can you say ‘mama’? ma-ma?”
(he likes to compete with you but he likes to see your face when you win even more)












