#kuinnsrps

Hanna is the most precious thing in the entire world. I’ve been falling in love with her since we started being friends. 

dcp!kurtbastian

[TEXT] We had a "whose sex playlist is better?" fight...

[text to Hotass Hummel]: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but as someone who’s heard both of them while being used for their intended purpose...

[text to Hotass Hummel]: I’d have to give you the win. Even with all the schmoopy stuff, it’s still better than Puck’s screamers. 

[text to Hotass Hummel]: Mine’s still the hottest though. 

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[TEXT] You're the only person I know who would use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.

PUNTER

DCP!Kurtbastian

dcp!kurtbastian

[MSG:] We've talked about this! It’s a fire hazard!

[text to Hotass Hummel]: I told you, Hummel, I got it covered! I got a fire extinguisher just for the occasion and we can use the grassy area behind the dorms. Nothing flammable around. 

[text to Hotass Hummel]: And Puckerman agreed! He volunteered! He REALLY wants this! You can’t deny us this!!!!

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[MSG:] Sexual roleplay is so much better when everyone commits and develops a backstory for their character.

[text to Hotass Hummel]: Only you would say that, Hummel. Even manage to make sex a Broadway show.

Best: Anytime I play against puckurtrps or kuinnsrps. Rayne and I go way back to “that was an awkward sentence my apologies.” We always had great Puckurt roleplays, even if they were short lived, and her Kurt is one of the few I’ll play against. Sam and I currently have a switched at birth as well as a cisgirl!Puckurt where she’s Kurt and I adore both of them so far. Kristen Hummel is a bitch but amazing. And our short lived Humrose friendship in our friends RP was beautiful.

Worst: I haven’t played against too many Kurts or Chris FCs. The worst was probably in that first group I played Marley in. He was just awkward. I don’t want to talk about a stupid Hummel twin backstory I saw once because it’s so mind blowingly dumb.

Also can we talk about how I have the same gifset three times in my humrose tag? Love it but I wish we had more canon moments to gif and not just comparison gifsets of my blue eyed babes.

traitor.

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jen.