#kudo comments

Happy pride month to all queer people who don’t commit murder. Unhappy pride month to the ones who do

Why does no one appreciate the sport of soccer? Half the people I speak to act like it’s just kicking a ball across a field, and not a complex, strategic sport

I’ve never cared about the quality of crayons before but I swear these things are flaking off in my hands. Why are they making me do this

To me, it seems foolish for a criminal organization to have themed code names. If you meet one criminal with a bread-themed alias, it’s strange. If you meet two people, it’s a noticeable coincidence. If you meet three people, you have a connection and a possible hint. This could be mitigated easily

she’s getting me a lemon pie and I don’t even know if shinichi will be able to eat it. I fucking hate this

Am I supposed to have a favorite dinosaur? Is that expected of me? A child asked for my favorite dinosaur and called me a loser when I said I didn’t have one. Is this a social expectation I’ve entirely missed?

For some reason, his url makes me want to call him “Zero” or “Zero-san.” This would, of course, be silly of me, so I do not